$50,000 cash or $500,000 in pennies

[Pseudonym]

fukk around and start paying for everything in pennies. Be like that white boy on YouTube who protests his tickets by going down to pay em in pennies.

I remember that. He took pettiness to another level

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Take the pennies and sell them to someone for $350k. Let them worry about the logistics

 

[thenatural]

This is a wild hypothetical, especially during a coin shortage. I'd take the pennies, but I wonder how much you would spend from a logistics standpoint.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

Pennies selling them

And cashing out

 

[The_Sheff]

But pennies are cash.

 

[Sterling Archer]

The fukk? Them shyts going to the bank. Gimme the pennies. Aint my job to count them.

 

[Luck]

Waaaaaay more than that

You right breh I didn’t the math for 500,000 pennies

320,000 pounds not including tare weight for whatever you’re transporting them in

You’re gonna need a few trucks

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Sterling Archer]

This is a million dollars worth of pennies.














































Thankfully we only gotta deal with half of that

A dump truck can move half of that in one go. You can rent that for $500-700 a day or like $2k-$3k for the week. Anybody passing up that amount of cash because its pennies is a fukking idiot. The bank will work the logistics out even if they have to hire someone just to certify your money in a back room.

 

[Consigliere]

Hilarious. A lot of people don’t understand that pennies are money. Can’t tell you the number of homeless, begging, etc folk who I’ve seen get handed change and then sort and throw the pennies on the ground.

 

[Damnshow]

so because some of you are too lazy to convert those pennies into cash you are willing to give away 450K? these threads are funny, reminds me of that "would you give a nice amount of money away to meet with jay-z" fukkery

 

[BigSteppa]

500k shyt would only take 2hrs at most to get it all into my bank account and 500k for 2hrs of work is a steal to me

 

[Gold]

Its going to take you weeks or even months to get those pennies turned into more useable funds.

But weeks is nothing if the profit is 450k

 

[Rollie Forbes]

This is the hack.

Would be easy as hell to find some hard-up dude to just dump pennies in a machine for you for $100 a day, he'd have you taken care of in no time.

A better hack:

I have kids. They can wrap my coins for free* (they might tax me for a few action figures), and I'll deposit them in our bank accounts. Damn a Coinstar! Sure, it will take longer (I'd expect a few months), but I'm patient & my half-a-mil isn't going anywhere.

 

[Gold]

500k shyt would only take 2hrs at most to get it all into my bank account and 500k for 2hrs of work is a steal to me

2 hours???

I would take waaaaaaaaaaaay more than that.

I deposited 10k into my account of 1 dollar bills and it took almost an hour.
And that was with money counting machines and 2 tellers helping out.