[3/5/25] AEW Dynamite Thread: Cope/Yuta, Okada/Rico vs. Swerve/Brody, Women's Tag, Contract Signings, and more!

[br82186]

shyt is just boring.

barely 300 replies for a go home show

Of course tweedle dumbass and maga mexi cac shows up sounding like a bunch of hoes

 

[The Burning]

Will watch Dynamite in the next few days, but I need 20 min of Stat and Megasus beating the hell out of each other and I'll be doing the same to my meat

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

May’s titty meats looking

Toni dropping that ether on her.

Mariah May going to go complete mental breakdown when she loses Sunday. Going to need to see a video package of her strapped up in a straight jacket talking a bunch of crazy nonsense in some mental institution. Then reveal that Luther is the director of the mental institute and Toni’s goal from day one was to destroy Mariah May.

 

[Dylmatic]

Mariah May going to go complete mental breakdown when she loses Sunday. Going to need to see a video package of her strapped up in a straight jacket talking a bunch of crazy nonsense in some mental institution. Then reveal that Luther is the director of the mental institute and Toni’s goal from day one was to destroy Mariah May.

That would make Toni the villain and it's not worth it to try to turn her heel with how over she is.
The Mariah going crazy part is definitely happening tho.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That would make Toni the villain and it's not worth it to try to turn her heel with how over she is.
The Mariah going crazy part is definitely happening tho.

Hangman literally burned down a man’s house and we cheer for him.

You have to admit though that would be a pretty wild twist if it was actually revealed.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Mariah May going to go complete mental breakdown when she loses Sunday. Going to need to see a video package of her strapped up in a straight jacket talking a bunch of crazy nonsense in some mental institution. Then reveal that Luther is the director of the mental institute and Toni’s goal from day one was to destroy Mariah May.

That’s a pretty big task for someone who can’t act.

She was a little better last night, but i just can’t buy it because it comes off too forceful.

What they shoulda done was build her mental collapse better. The way Toni “lost it” was perfect. They rushed May’s version.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Hangman literally burned down a man’s house and we cheer for him.

You have to admit though that would be a pretty wild twist if it was actually revealed.

Because the dude got over. Nobody gave a fukk about May during her run except for Toni returning.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Unfortunate but true.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Good Dynamite. Low-key surprised we got the Mariah/Toni segment as that's been playing out on Collision mainly.

Swerve/Rico segment was fire... Hangman/MJF too, nearly literally. Is that the first time pro-wrestling security has actually managed to do its job? They got Max ALL the way up out of there

I'm not going to stop thinking about Mariah and Toni until Monday morning.

This shyt is incredibly enjoyable at the moment... thank fukk because the rest of the world is NOT.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Good Dynamite. Low-key surprised we got the Mariah/Toni segment as that's been playing out on Collision mainly.

Swerve/Rico segment was fire... Hangman/MJF too, nearly literally. Is that the first time pro-wrestling security has actually managed to do its job? They got Max ALL the way up out of there

I'm not going to stop thinking about Mariah and Toni until Monday morning.

This shyt is incredibly enjoyable at the moment... thank fukk because the rest of the world is NOT.

I think just about anything important during PPV week needs to be on Dynamite. Give people the opportunity to watch it that can’t watch live. Put it on Saturday and that doesn’t leave them much wiggle room to catch it before the PPV.

 

[JQ Legend]

This the Collision thread?

 

[TheAlbionist]

This the Collision thread?

Is now! In!

 

[The Burning]

We just need a catch-all Collision thread that gets upped every week.

I'm in!

 

[The Burning]

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