24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY: The Official Thread

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Hold up.

Jack tossing that bytch HAS to be a gif :dead:

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Bauer the Gawd came thru and Snoop Dogg the building:myman: Scaling the walls like Peter Parker:krs: Tossing/Slamming the child on the hard concrete:gladbron: Diverting a drone about to wipeout half of London into the river:wow: Elevating the hard-on-hoes movement to the next decree:damn: Throwing LadyDroneStarks with precision into the pavement bushes:banderas: A throne is not good enough for Jack:ohlawd:

at this point all the terrorists should be teaching "jack bauer" to new recruits. as in...

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if u see this man. if u even hear the words "jack", "bauer", or "c-t-u", stop whatever u are doing and :bustback:yourself.

then pray he doesnt find ur body before the brain stops operating. :to:

u will want to run. u will want to fight. u will want to strap a bomb to urself, find this man, scream "infidel" and send him to allah. these are noble ideals.



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these are also futile.

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this man is jack bauer. he will find you. and he will kill you.

but first...:sadbron:
first, he will make u sing like a gospel choir. :sadbron:

u will tell him our plans. u will draw him pictures of our leader. u will tell him u still wet the bed, and that u secretly enjoy watching taylor swift videos (i am looking at u, recruit 7452). u will tell him these things because THIS man will tapdance on ur soul until u do. and then he will send u to eternity anyway.

he is not a normal man. he is not bound by human convention. he is a man made of metal and anger and sorrow and unchained fury. he will destroy us... by destroying u.

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never forget what we have shown u today. it will not save ur life. but it will save the lives of everyone else in this room... possibly. :to:
 
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