23, going on 24. Still a virgin. Please help.

[Fredrick Thuglas]

Honestly I didn't read it all just skimmed it, I see you hitting on the hot chicks in your classes at college and you are 24. I assume you have the 3 below:

You have a car?
You have an apartment?
You can buy liquor legally (21+) and may have access to weed?

If you have those, hit on girls 18-20, #1 you are older, in college. Don't tell them you are a virgin. You have to have confidence and be in control.

1. Attract girls by having confidence in yourself. So dress in good shyt, fresh cut etc.

(A) don't worry about good kissing seriously... just enjoy it, dont think. If the kiss isnt going smooth just stop. A kiss doesnt have to be long.
(B) don't worry stick it in, do what you seen in some porno (but dont try anything beyond missionary/doggy until you a beast)

2. Just be friendly

I didn't read that shyt either but my Kalik is spittin game here.

Confidence is your cologne, the more confident the more you draw ppl to you like a good smelling colgne. The lack of confidence repells ppl like bad smelling cologne.

Think of what you are good at (what you bring to the table) and build your confidence on that. Even if it is something ppl probably dont care about...in your mind when you think about it you will subconsciously exude the confidence and that's all ppl need to see.

Also, like Kalik said, don;t worry about being a good kisser or what ever. Its funy but I think ppl get off on giving pleasure, so if you act like your enjoying what your doing...it might turn her on cause it will make her feel more desirable.

I know you probably copied and pasted this from another site but...

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

just be yourself man, dont listen to people who tell u to act a certain way. if u can make people laugh, make them laugh. if u got that serious tone swag, handle it. just be yourself.

he tried this for 24 years and it still aint work...

Last two posts noted...but I'm sorry I can't go to clubs. I'm still with my parents bro.

that's another problem...gettin p*ssy without your own spot is like tryna win games on the road...its possible but its so much easier when you have home court advantage

real shyt bruh, you need a confidence booster to make this happen.... Hit the strip club, pay a little extra to have a scent of women in your face..... This could carry over the next three weeks the confidence you'd need (doesn't matter you pay, any women touch will do.) then, just be opportunistic, show confidence in yourself, and everything else should fall into place..... Being assertive and knowing your the fukking man (even if you aren't) is the key

don't go to a strip club...them bytches will get you for every dollar you own...those hoes are professionals. plus trickin aint the way to go...

 

[Kalik]

Strip club teaches you how to shut down pretty chicks.. and to realize that looks aint everything.

Me in club chilling:
DIME Girl walks up, asks for $20 for lapdance:
2 hours later go by a jumpoff who texted me :

Lesson, the regular chick let me buss my nut for free, and she genuinely likes me. The most I do is throw a few $1's at girls working da poles. I holler at strippers, but I don't trick.

He's 24 tho.... if he starts shutting down strippers, he'd have no problem tryna holla at a Publix cashier (normal chick)

 

[beenz]

Honestly I didn't read it all just skimmed it, I see you hitting on the hot chicks in your classes at college and you are 24. I assume you have the 3 below:

You have a car?
You have an apartment?
You can buy liquor legally (21+) and may have access to weed?

If you have those, hit on girls 18-20, #1 you are older, in college. Don't tell them you are a virgin. You have to have confidence and be in control.

1. Attract girls by having confidence in yourself. So dress in good shyt, fresh cut etc.

(A) don't worry about good kissing seriously... just enjoy it, dont think. If the kiss isnt going smooth just stop. A kiss doesnt have to be long.
(B) don't worry stick it in, do what you seen in some porno (but dont try anything beyond missionary/doggy until you a beast)

2. Just be friendly

this. if u a grown man with a whip, gig, and apt, there is absolutely no reason why you can't bag hoes with ease. esp fat and ugly ones. but in reality, dude should be getting at least 7's if he had all those things going. real talk.

 

[beenz]

also, even if the threadstarter dont have a crib, if he got a whip, he could f*ck some hoes in there. I know I have done this in the past before I ever had my own spot.

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

I'm saying though, this is way too much info to share with the internet, let alone ex-SOHH nikkas.

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

let's trade lives for a week

 

[Super Cheech]

first thing you need to do is get rid of that comic sans font ole "calvin and hobbes" ass nikka.

 

[Jamal514]

at people giving serious advice to an obvious troll account. I remember seeing a thread either on SOHH or somewhere else where the OP posted the same paragraphs.

 

[Juven]

 

[BeeCityRoller]

Topaz is that you???

 

[beenz]

Topaz is that you???

has to be!

 

[Prestige]

Topaz is that you???

 

[YouMadd?]

I don't think you want to get advice about women on here... This place is full of heathens

 

[MikelArteta]

just pay 50-75 for a escort in and out, less problems in the long run anyways