23, going on 24. Still a virgin. Please help.

[Sire366]

real shyt bruh, you need a confidence booster to make this happen.... Hit the strip club, pay a little extra to have a scent of women in your face..... This could carry over the next three weeks the confidence you'd need (doesn't matter you pay, any women touch will do.) then, just be opportunistic, show confidence in yourself, and everything else should fall into place..... Being assertive and knowing your the fukking man (even if you aren't) is the key

 

[Saka]

just go find a hooker on craiglist you dikkless fakkit or just bend over an take that from ye faq boy

 

[Saint1]

Go to a club in Detroit wearing some Klan rally gear.

You'll get laid for sure.





Laid the fukk out.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

It's obvious your putting the puzzy on a pedestal.

Get your fat azz in the gym, get in shape and fukking go out more. You sound like a social misfit.

 

[Mew]

i hope u didnt type all that shyt out thinking nikkas was gonna read it or give u any helpful advice

 

[Femme's vibrator]

let's trade lives for a week

 

[That Singer Guy...]

it hasnt even been a week and nikkas are already shytting on other posters, not tryna be a captain save a poster but straight tryna ether a nikka off of a board in its first week is some bytch shyt.

Now next week, shyt is free game but the war is against sohh right now...not other coli members.

 

[The Jewnited States]

it hasnt even been a week and nikkas are already shytting on other posters, not tryna be a captain save a poster but straight tryna ether a nikka off of a board in its first week is some bytch shyt.

Now next week, shyt is free game but the war is against sohh right now...not other coli members.

if you can't take the heat get yo ass out the kitchen



we on a mission

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbhkuu4e0iw

 

[Another Man]

Smoke angel dust and take the p*ssy

 

[Fckumeen]

Watch 40 year old virgin.

 

[Lurker]

Hello, I'm a heterosexual male. I am 23 going on 24 this August and I'm a virgin. I seriously need help in getting laid. I keep failing in all attempts to get a female to indulge in sex with me. They seem generally uninterested in me no matter what I ..

stop it slime, you gay as fukk

 

[Red Omega]

first thing you need to do is get rid of that comic sans font ole "calvin and hobbes" ass nikka.

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

I'm sorry but I think these your only options breh SMH

 

[Ohh Marty]

@ you thinkin coli was going to give you some sound advice

 

[newarkhiphop]

Craiglist.com
backpages.com
cityXguide.com

get laid.