23, going on 24. Still a virgin. Please help.

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If ur in college and u didn't hit anything ur freshman year, just get at a prostitute. There is no reason to come out of year 1 still a virgin because EVERYBODY is fukking.
 

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[LONG POST. Take your Adderal Now]

[ALL IN THIS POST IS FACTUAL. I WOULD NOT LIE BECAUSE I REALLY NEED HELP]

Hello, I'm a heterosexual male. I am 23 going on 24 this August and I'm a virgin. I seriously need help in getting laid. I keep failing in all attempts to get a female to indulge in sex with me. They seem generally uninterested in me no matter what I try. Just to fukk my life even further I have an uncanny ability to attract fags. I have 2, used to be 3, fags fukk with me constantly at work, one even offering to suck my dikk.


Found ya problem right here. Yousa fakkit breh:mjpls:

They sense the innate fakkit in you so they want to bring it out and put it right back in nice and slow:takedat:

quit being in denial, go ahead and commit that
 

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Dang man these responses are pretty harsh.

1. I'm not a fakkit.

2. I work out some I'm in good shape and masculine.

3. No I did not copy and paste it. I swear on everything I love that the post is true.

I have too little money and too much pride to be fukking around with prostitutes.
 

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Dang man these responses are pretty harsh.

1. I'm not a fakkit.

2. I work out some I'm in good shape and masculine.

3. No I did not copy and paste it. I swear on everything I love that the post is true.

I have too little money and too much pride to be fukking around with prostitutes.

Shut your dikksukker fakkit :sitdown:
 

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Dang man these responses are pretty harsh.

1. I'm not a fakkit.

2. I work out some I'm in good shape and masculine.

3. No I did not copy and paste it. I swear on everything I love that the post is true.

I have too little money and too much pride to be fukking around with prostitutes.

Sign up to POF or OKcupid
Create detailed profile with a few pics of yourself
???
Profit.
 

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U probaly need to lower ya standards...u tryna pull models and amazon beautys but u just might not be either attractive enuff or dynamic enuff for that...u gotta be one or the other...maybe both...maybe try hangin out at places where socially akward females hang out at like librarys,the suburbs, I don't really know anywhere else...but wherever nerdy females are that's probaly where u need to be for right now...nerdy women can be attractive too...find u a lame b1tch who won't notice ur creepy and square demeanor.
 

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just grab any bytch in the club and take her with you to wherever you wanna fukk

fukking bytches is a easy task, you're making it out to be more difficult than it really is

bytches WANT to be taken by you because you're a male and they like the role of being dominated, it's why a lot of hoes have rape fantasies :win:
 

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Last two posts noted...but I'm sorry I can't go to clubs. I'm still with my parents bro.
 

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just be yourself man, dont listen to people who tell u to act a certain way. if u can make people laugh, make them laugh. if u got that serious tone swag, handle it. just be yourself.
 

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fukk all the bullshyt hit the strip club with some bread im talking couple hundreds get the champagne room and start beasting. Close thread. make sure you strap up for the love of god!
 

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breh i know you trollin but still imma give you the benefit of the doubt ... i got some shyt to prescribe ya its called grow a dikk.:sitdown:

for the next 30 days holler at any piece of p*ssy you see dont make it your mission to get in cause you still a dikkless fakkit :beli:, instead just approach broads expecting to get blown out . once you take action an stop actin like ya got ovaries shyt gonna change takin action is key not postin here p*ssy boi develop game. :smoker: :smugdraper:
 

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U probaly need to lower ya standards...u tryna pull models and amazon beautys but u just might not be either attractive enuff or dynamic enuff for that...u gotta be one or the other...maybe both...maybe try hangin out at places where socially akward females hang out at like librarys,the suburbs, I don't really know anywhere else...but wherever nerdy females are that's probaly where u need to be for right now...nerdy women can be attractive too...find u a lame b1tch who won't notice ur creepy and square demeanor.
:jawalrus:
 
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