King Kreole
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Not tonight, buddy was feeling himself something heavy
2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House
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i need to see him whining/crying after the election about how the corrupt democrats and their coup denied him his rematch and victory. make it happen america, all he has to do is lose and we'll be blessed with a meltdown like we haven't seen before.He REFUSES to pivot from Joe. He really can't believe Joe dropped out of the rematch. He'll never beat him on a 1 on 1 and its eating him up inside.
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John Mexico
All Star
Spoiler that shyt
gotta say i'm liking kamala's chances a lot more than hillary, to break that barrier 
hillary was the menopausal c*nt boss at work, who nobody likes. kamala's the boss that people like, because she only got promoted recently, and used to go out drinking with everybody
hillary was the menopausal c*nt boss at work, who nobody likes. kamala's the boss that people like, because she only got promoted recently, and used to go out drinking with everybody
I want to see him take the GOP hostage for another 4 years while out of power to be honest. Been good business for the Dems.
82 year old Trump running for Pres in 2028 would be hilarity.
Ozymandeas
Veteran
Where's that stupid Dune 2 gif at..
August 28th and January 26th will be hardwired into my brain until I die.
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
Watch Crying News Network and be surprised when you see some crying, brehs. Y'all purposely throw that shyt station on because you like to be annoyed
The most remarkable part about the speech was that there was no recognition of the possibility of her making history. Just pure statesman womanly like. Didn't even dawn on me again until the talking heads on TV started mentioning it 
King Kreole
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VOTE!!!
The most remarkable part about the speech was that there was no recognition of the possibility of her making history. Just pure statesman womanly like. Didn't even dawn on me again until the talking heads on TV started mentioning it
That was a lesson they learned from the Hilary campaign. There's a lot of lessons to be learned from that disaster but that's one of them. Voters don't want to be beat over the head with "she's a woman! it's history!" that doesn't really play well with women or men.... People are ready to elect a woman, it doesn't need to be hammered to death.
1/29
here's the entirety of Pink's performance at the DNC
2/29
Leon Panetta: Harris understands what our military is for. The role of our military is to defend us from foreign enemies. It is not to threaten Americans and it sure as hell isn't to put immigrants in camps ... when she takes her oath of office, our allies will cheer.
3/29
Ruben Gallego brings out fellow Democrats who have served in the military and then says, "Politicians like Donald Trump don't stand with us. They call patriots like Sen. McCain 'losers.' John McCain was an American history. Show some respect."
4/29
Gretchen Whitmer: Donald Trump called me 'that woman from Michigan' as an insult. *brushes off shoulder* Being a woman from Michigan is a badge of honor.
5/29
Whitmer: You think Trump understands that when your car breaks down, you can't get to work? No! His first word was probably 'chauffeur.' You think he's ever had to take items out of the cart before checking out? Hell, you think he's ever been to a grocery store?
6/29
Whitmer: Right now, before the crisis, is when we get to choose. Why wouldn't we choose the leader who's tough, tested, and a total badass?
7/29
Adam Kinzinger: I'm proud to be in the trenches w/you as part of this sometimes awkward alliance we have to defend truth, democracy, decency... I've learned something about the Dem Party, and I wanted to let my fellow Republicans in on the secret: Dems are just as patriotic as us
8/29
Kinzinger: The Republican Party is no longer conservative. It has switched it allegiance from the principles that gave it purpose to a man whose only purpose is himself. Donald Trump is a weak man pretending to be strong ... Trump has suffocated the soul of the Republican Party
9/29
Kinzinger: Some have questioned why I've taken the stand I have. The answer is simple: We must put country first ... to my fellow Republicans, if you still pledge allegiance to those principles, I suspect you belong here too... vote for our bedrock values & vote for Kamala Harris
10/29
We still getting a big surprise or what?
11/29
Big reception for Kamala before her speech
12/29
Harris: "Happy anniversary Dougie"
Doug: *blows a kiss*
13/29
Harris to Biden: "When I think about the path that we have traveled together, Joe, I am filled with gratitude. Your record is extraordinary, as history will show. And your character is inspiring. And Doug and I love you and Jill and are forever thankfully to you both."
14/29
adding this to my thread to account for the lack of the big surprise that everyone was speculating about
15/29
Harris on her mom: "She taught Maya and me a lesson that Michelle mentioned the other night. She taught us to never complain about injustice, but do something about it. Do something about it. And she also taught us: Never do anything half-assed."
16/29
"On behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be president" *huge cheers*
17/29
Harris: There are people of various political views watching tonight. I want you to know: I promise to be a president for all Americans. You can always trust me to put country above party & self. To hold sacred America's fundamental principles... to the peaceful transfer of power
18/29
Harris: "We never gave up, because the future is always worth fighting for. And that's the fight we're in right now: A fight for America's future."
19/29
Harris: In many ways Donald Trump is an unserious man, but the consequences of putting Donald Trump back in the White House are extremely serious...he tried to throw away your votes. When he failed, he sent an armed mob to the Capitol where they assaulted law enforcement officers
20/29
Harris: And we know what a second Trump term would like. It's all laid out in Project 2025, written by his closest advisers, and its sum total is to pull our country back to the past. But America -- we are not going back.
21/29
"We will create what I call an opportunity economy" -- Harris lays out her economic policy agenda in broad strokes, then contrasts it with Trump's agenda of tax cuts for the rich and tax hikes for the poor
22/29
Harris: "Donald Trump hand-picked members of SCOTUS to take away reproductive freedom, and now he brags about it ... simply put, they are out of their minds. And one must ask: Why exactly is it that they don't trust women? Well we trust women."
23/29
Harris: As president, I will bring back the bipartisan border security bill that Trump killed and I will sign it into law. I know we can live up to our proud heritage as a nation of immigrants and reform our broken immigration system.
24/29
Harris: As commander in chief, I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world. And I will fulfill our sacred obligation to care for our troops and their families and I will always honor and never disparage their service and sacrifice
25/29
Harris: Trump threatened to abandon NATO. He encouraged Putin to invade our allies ... 5 days before Russia attacked Ukraine, I met with President Zelenskyy to warn him about Russia's plan to engage ... as president, I will stand strong with Ukraine and our NATO allies
26/29
Harris endorses a Gaza ceasefire & adds that she will always stand up for Israel's right to defend itself, saying "the people of Israel must never again face the horror that a terrorist organization called Hamas caused." But she adds, "what has happened in Gaza is devastating"
27/29
Harris: I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators like Kim Jong Un who are rooting for Trump. Because they know he's easy to manipulate with flattery and favors. They know Trump won't hold autocrats accountable because he wants to be an autocrat himself.
28/29
Kamala Harris wraps up a strong DNC speech: Our opponents are out there every day denigrating America, talking about how terrible everything is. Well my mother had another lesson -- never let anyone tell you who you are, show them who you are...let us write the next great chapter
29/29
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here's the entirety of Pink's performance at the DNC
2/29
Leon Panetta: Harris understands what our military is for. The role of our military is to defend us from foreign enemies. It is not to threaten Americans and it sure as hell isn't to put immigrants in camps ... when she takes her oath of office, our allies will cheer.
3/29
Ruben Gallego brings out fellow Democrats who have served in the military and then says, "Politicians like Donald Trump don't stand with us. They call patriots like Sen. McCain 'losers.' John McCain was an American history. Show some respect."
4/29
Gretchen Whitmer: Donald Trump called me 'that woman from Michigan' as an insult. *brushes off shoulder* Being a woman from Michigan is a badge of honor.
5/29
Whitmer: You think Trump understands that when your car breaks down, you can't get to work? No! His first word was probably 'chauffeur.' You think he's ever had to take items out of the cart before checking out? Hell, you think he's ever been to a grocery store?
6/29
Whitmer: Right now, before the crisis, is when we get to choose. Why wouldn't we choose the leader who's tough, tested, and a total badass?
7/29
Adam Kinzinger: I'm proud to be in the trenches w/you as part of this sometimes awkward alliance we have to defend truth, democracy, decency... I've learned something about the Dem Party, and I wanted to let my fellow Republicans in on the secret: Dems are just as patriotic as us
8/29
Kinzinger: The Republican Party is no longer conservative. It has switched it allegiance from the principles that gave it purpose to a man whose only purpose is himself. Donald Trump is a weak man pretending to be strong ... Trump has suffocated the soul of the Republican Party
9/29
Kinzinger: Some have questioned why I've taken the stand I have. The answer is simple: We must put country first ... to my fellow Republicans, if you still pledge allegiance to those principles, I suspect you belong here too... vote for our bedrock values & vote for Kamala Harris
10/29
We still getting a big surprise or what?
11/29
Big reception for Kamala before her speech
12/29
Harris: "Happy anniversary Dougie"
Doug: *blows a kiss*
13/29
Harris to Biden: "When I think about the path that we have traveled together, Joe, I am filled with gratitude. Your record is extraordinary, as history will show. And your character is inspiring. And Doug and I love you and Jill and are forever thankfully to you both."
14/29
adding this to my thread to account for the lack of the big surprise that everyone was speculating about
15/29
Harris on her mom: "She taught Maya and me a lesson that Michelle mentioned the other night. She taught us to never complain about injustice, but do something about it. Do something about it. And she also taught us: Never do anything half-assed."
16/29
"On behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be president" *huge cheers*
17/29
Harris: There are people of various political views watching tonight. I want you to know: I promise to be a president for all Americans. You can always trust me to put country above party & self. To hold sacred America's fundamental principles... to the peaceful transfer of power
18/29
Harris: "We never gave up, because the future is always worth fighting for. And that's the fight we're in right now: A fight for America's future."
19/29
Harris: In many ways Donald Trump is an unserious man, but the consequences of putting Donald Trump back in the White House are extremely serious...he tried to throw away your votes. When he failed, he sent an armed mob to the Capitol where they assaulted law enforcement officers
20/29
Harris: And we know what a second Trump term would like. It's all laid out in Project 2025, written by his closest advisers, and its sum total is to pull our country back to the past. But America -- we are not going back.
21/29
"We will create what I call an opportunity economy" -- Harris lays out her economic policy agenda in broad strokes, then contrasts it with Trump's agenda of tax cuts for the rich and tax hikes for the poor
22/29
Harris: "Donald Trump hand-picked members of SCOTUS to take away reproductive freedom, and now he brags about it ... simply put, they are out of their minds. And one must ask: Why exactly is it that they don't trust women? Well we trust women."
23/29
Harris: As president, I will bring back the bipartisan border security bill that Trump killed and I will sign it into law. I know we can live up to our proud heritage as a nation of immigrants and reform our broken immigration system.
24/29
Harris: As commander in chief, I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world. And I will fulfill our sacred obligation to care for our troops and their families and I will always honor and never disparage their service and sacrifice
25/29
Harris: Trump threatened to abandon NATO. He encouraged Putin to invade our allies ... 5 days before Russia attacked Ukraine, I met with President Zelenskyy to warn him about Russia's plan to engage ... as president, I will stand strong with Ukraine and our NATO allies
26/29
Harris endorses a Gaza ceasefire & adds that she will always stand up for Israel's right to defend itself, saying "the people of Israel must never again face the horror that a terrorist organization called Hamas caused." But she adds, "what has happened in Gaza is devastating"
27/29
Harris: I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators like Kim Jong Un who are rooting for Trump. Because they know he's easy to manipulate with flattery and favors. They know Trump won't hold autocrats accountable because he wants to be an autocrat himself.
28/29
Kamala Harris wraps up a strong DNC speech: Our opponents are out there every day denigrating America, talking about how terrible everything is. Well my mother had another lesson -- never let anyone tell you who you are, show them who you are...let us write the next great chapter
29/29
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Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
I voted for her and would do it again
America fukked up... but her campaign was fukking awful so what can I say
