2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[Busby]

i need footage of this

You know they all had to stop themselves from laughing when going over this

 

[FAH1223]

The WA primary has always been a very good barometer for the national environment. The “Rule of 12” is a shorthand for knock 12 pts off the Dem margin and you get a rough analogue.

 

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1/11
Trump: Early voting is bad!

Also Trump: I voted early!

See how dumb you MAGAs are?

2/11
It appears that Trump has violated Florida law on allowing a convicted felon to vote.

3/11
He also voted by mail in 2020 after spending months bashing it

4/11
As a convicted felon isn’t he not allowed to vote?

5/11
Arrest that felon

6/11
He’s so fast at showing how hypocritical he is .

7/11
Wait, I thought a convicted felon could not VOTE???

8/11
Can convicted felons vote in Florida now?

9/11
Kamala: No tax on tips!

Also Kamala: I’m breaking the tie to tax tips!

See how fake you libs are?

10/11
He's contradicting himself.

11/11
Now how in the HELL did he do that when felons are not allowed to vote?


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1st generation :


this is gonna help out a lot of black people.

 

[bnew]

they're trying to kill him so now he's soften his stance on them

 

[Sghost597]

 

[-DMP-]

Harris to propose up to $25K in down-payment support for 1st-time homebuyers

It's part of her economic agenda she will unveil Friday, her campaign says.

abcnews.go.com

When Vice President Kamala Harris unveils her economic policy proposals in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Friday, it will include a proposal to provide up to $25,000 in down payment support for first-time homebuyers, according to a campaign official.

In a preview statement obtained by ABC News, the campaign says, "Many Americans work hard at their jobs, save, and pay their rent on time month after month. But they can't save enough after paying their rent and other bills to save for a down payment -- denying them a shot at owning a home and building wealth. As the Harris-Walz plan starts to expand the supply of entry-level homes, they will, during their first term, provide working families who have paid their rent on time for two years and are buying their first home up to $25,000 in down-payment assistance, with more generous support for first-generation homeowners."

Prior to Harris' speech on Friday, an official also released more details on the housing component of Vice President Harris' lower costs plan to "help end the housing supply shortage" that includes calling for the construction of 3 million new housing units and stopping Wall Street investors from buying homes in bulk.

Officials said she will propose a new $40 billion innovation fund -- doubling that of the $20 billion Biden-Harris proposed innovation fund -- that will be used for local governments to fund local solutions to build housing and support "innovative" methods of construction financing. It will also allow for certain federal lands to be eligible to be repurposed for new housing developments.

Harris is also proposing two acts, the Preventing the Algorithmic Facilitation of Rental Housing Cartels Act and the Stop Predatory Investing Act to help bring down the cost of rent. These acts aim to take on "corporate and major landlords" to stop them from "jacking" up prices.

 

[Big Jo]

the same way Democrats had to weekend at Bernie's Joe Biden and parade him around like an exciting, vibrant candidate, the Republicans are pretty much forced to deal with a senile, disgusting bigot and have to act like he's sensible and is capable of a policy discussion

Political views aside, how can Trump even function as president the next 4 years? he clearly doesn't have the mental acuity to hold pretty much any corporate job. i'm actually not sure what job he could actually do at this age... let alone think he's capable of running the country

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

This Mr. Weeks guy has all kinds of receipts on Barron Trump. No wonder these pieces of shyt would get so offended when people would go after Barron. Sounds like he's just like trump and they didn't want all this information to get out.

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OH SNAP! A former nanny,
@WonderKing82
, who claims he worked for a family with a kid at Barron Trump’s school is serving the tea on Barron, Melania, and Donald Dump. He’s said that 9 year-old Barron slapped the sh*t out of a nanny and was violent and abusive to other people: “Barron got caught killing animals. Barron tossed desk, spat on people, hit people repeatedly. He attacked someone with a knife multiple times. He was even accused of sexually touching someone at a sleepover that resulted in an investigation.” He also spilled that Barron apparently likes to torture animals: “Barron has killed 2 birds, 3 rabbits and 1 dog. Within the 10 years of me being that community. He attacked 2 kids on different occasions with a knife... one at a sleep over and in the park.” In another post he said: “Barron got caught killing a rabbit. He recorded it and decided to show kids at school.” He also posted: “When Barron Trump would get extremely mad, he would shyt his pants so people would stay away from him.” He claimed Melania Trump is a “functioning drunk”: “Mrs Trump always had a special drink, at birthday parties, playdates..etc.. in her special water bottle.” On their marriage: “Barron was telling classmates his parents were heading for a nasty divorce. Somehow, they managed to mend their broken hearts in 2015, right before the election. They were living separately for 2 years until 2015 rolled around. I guess the campaign helped them find love again.” Another post knocks their net worth: “Donald Trump financial records got leaked at the school by students, and he's worth at that time, a little over 500M. He was furious because he claimed to be the riches family in the school, and he just missed being in top 10.” Yikes! Barron is a psycho and Melania is a lush who didn’t live with Donald before the election. Not shocked.

Baron Trump's marvellous underground journey,

We living in the prequel before Baron takes over for Don

 

[Ku$h Parker]

x.com

 

[Piff Perkins]

They know they're fukked.

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I guess Lawrence got through to them.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Tangibles? I'll take it!

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Somebody must be smellin like Sulfur

We really live in a reality where Dan Quayle saved Democracy.