2018 Happy Ether Day

[Hey_zeus]

Thread is comedy
Happy Ether Day!!

 

[Waterproof]

My favourite was when someone on SOHH found out Ether is an actual ingredient of camel feed. Turns out small doses of Ether are benificial for camels. Nas didn't deliver that Ether in a small dose though....

Nas tried to kill the Camel

 

[Waterproof]

My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
nas the proud father!!

This picture is so sad, A Son begging for his Father to acknowledge him and his acceptance

And Nas a merciful father embraced his son Jay-Z with Napalm

 

[eXodus]

Nas tried to kill the Camel

Yo bro, just got off work and had to bump this classic diss to celebrate Ether Day. Got to the corner of Pratt st and S Haven.. at the light stopped to give a homeless man in a wheelchair a dollar..

Rolled the window down, homie says.. “there’s a lot of truth in that song man...”

I gave the brother a 5 instead of a single

Happy Ether Day Brehs!

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Happy Ether's Day brehs
The day when Camel was abolished from being called GOAT.

I gotta get in the booth more often breh. Repped

The crowd knew every word of the song. Jay Lost.

 

[Urbanmiracle]

fukk Jay-Z

Sup nikkas??
I know you not talking about me dawg? Really you?

fukk Jay-Z

You been on my dikk
You love my style


Nas true king.

fukk maybachs, fukk fake ass black excellence, fukk Beyoncé and her beyhive and stank breath, fukk stadium even though you only own .00000000000000000000001% you fronting ass camel. This is real hip hop. Thank God for Ether day

 

[seemorecizzy]

european hov has to be the worst nickname in hip hip history

that nikka was clearly not in the right state of mind

 

[Loud Still Coolin]

 

[knnymac]

 

[Tres Leches]

Most rappers would’ve been done after takeover



He doesn’t kill soloists only kills squads

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

 

[Da_Eggman]

I love this version so much

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Bu..bu..but fakeover is all facts

:lmaonas::lmaonas::lmaonas::lmaonas:

 

[mobbinfms]

Killed European jay before he had a chance to live.

Nah. He transformed Marcy Hov to European Jay
Ether so strong it made Jay flee the US.
Went from Takeover to take me over to Europe and file my refugee application
Imagine filing for asylum because you have whiskers like a rat

 

[mobbinfms]

Just ignore that Takeover was the most factual diss of all time brehs

One hot album, every 10 year average (The way Jigga snickered at that line was funnier and creative than anything subsequent)

I showed you your first tec on tour with large professor (verified by Large Professor)

You made it one hot line, I made it one hot song (Dead Presidents was the hottest Jay-Z song)

Went from top 10 to not mentioned at all

Only so long fake thugs can pretend

nikka, you didn't lived it, you scribbled it in your notepad, you created your life (I see Nas didn't have anything to say on the last two lines....he tore Jay-Z up but didn't even retort on these lines)

Takeover was funnier than Ether even if it did hit JayZ to the soul.