15 things that bothered us about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

[Mowgli]

I was told the action scenes were hot trash. I was told the action scenes were like playing Arkham City on easy with no combos.

 

[gluvnast]

This wouldn't be a problem if Nolan dikkriders weren't always praising Nolan for his "realism" prior to TDKR...

You can't praise dude for humanizing Batman over the first two films and complete disregard all the illogical shyt that went down in the third film...

there was UNREALISTIC shyt in the 1st two films!!! hell, the PREMISE itself is unrealistic. i know you're trolling and all, but you do know when they praise nolan for "realism" it's more of idea of batman living in a real world situation... these films are symbolic metaphors of how our society is today.

 

[gluvnast]

I didn't watch the film 5 times to know every detail...

His back was severely damaged to the point he clearly couldn't walk and had to be hung up by a rope in order to stand...20 or 58 days it don't matter...

You are not going to recover from that type of serious back injury in that short time span to climb 100 feet out of a mothafukkin cave and proceed to fall twice snapping your back again before you succeed...Pushups and dips ain't healing that type of injury in that short ass time span...The best chiropractor in the world couldn't fix that back in that shot time span for a nikka to go rock climbing...

What part of that can't you Nolan dikkriding fakkits comprehend?

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

name ONE certified MD that can tell you the length of a healing process of a back injury. it's a MEDICAL FACT that back injuries and the length of time for them to heal is UNPREDICTABLE. so all this talk that it cannot heal that quick, needs to be deaded. period.

 

[Bud Bundy]

I didnt read cause I know itd be some bullshyt.,. but since you made a big deal out it I read a bit of it....

look at you. Can't even laugh at shyt like that. And the writer said he liked it he was just pointing out plot holes for the lol.

batman fans are so fukking serious.

 

[lamont614]

I was told the action scenes were hot trash. I was told the action scenes were like playing Arkham City on easy with no combos.

Basically that's the only promblem I have with the movie I know that batsuit was heavy but god dam how we come from the matrix fight scenes to this they coulda did some kinda camera work to make it look better

 

[B90X]

 

[Habit]

 

[Ricky Church]

fukk the dude that wrote the article. just stfu and enjoy the movie.

 

[Mowgli]

Basically that's the only promblem I have with the movie I know that batsuit was heavy but god dam how we come from the matrix fight scenes to this they coulda did some kinda camera work to make it look better

Nolan can tell a story but he doesnt give a damn about action.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I didn't watch the film 5 times to know every detail...

His back was severely damaged to the point he clearly couldn't walk and had to be hung up by a rope in order to stand...20 or 58 days it don't matter...

You are not going to recover from that type of serious back injury in that short time span to climb 100 feet out of a mothafukkin cave and proceed to fall twice snapping your back again before you succeed...Pushups and dips ain't healing that type of injury in that short ass time span...The best chiropractor in the world couldn't fix that back in that shot time span for a nikka to go rock climbing...

What part of that can't you Nolan dikkriding fakkits comprehend?

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

1. I'm older than you.

2. I'm smarter than you.

3.

4. We're talking about Batman. Human, yes, but peak human abilities. And he's a ninja. You're some average bum, who gives a shyt what you could or couldn't do?

 

[DallasTxRep]

It's JUST A MOVIE!

 

[DallasTxRep]

....a great movie mind u, but still a movie.....ENTERTAIN, that's what they're supposed to do. Sometimes u gotta sacrifice realism in these kind of movies

who woulda thunk it....

 

[HHR]

fukk the dude that wrote the article. just stfu and enjoy the movie.

He did enjoy the movie.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

Nolan can tell a story but he doesnt give a damn about action.

The action in DKR is dope, Batman fighting Bane is

You need to go head and catch this flick, friend.

 

[Ricky Church]

He did enjoy the movie.

take it easy son.