15 things that bothered us about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

[The_King_of_Everything]

He had a vertebrate out of place, they never said anything was broken. The first time it shows him doing pushups in the cell, the TV says its Day 58 or something since Bane took over the city. Which was who knows how many days after the fight with Batman.

Almost every single complaint is a result of the complainer not actually paying attention and/or just blatantly making shyt up, as you just did. That's not even nitpicking, its just stupidity and trolling.

 

[Real]

So we aint gonna talk about Bane making more money than Joker opening weekend?

 

[Deezay]

all valid points

@ in your AV....

 

[Data-Hawk]

I can understand somebody not liking the movie. But damn have ur facts str8 first.

 

[Data-Hawk]

what scene was this? cant recall..

Wow

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I can understand somebody not liking the movie. But damn have ur facts str8 first.

I can't. It all comes down to expectations. nikkas will go see transformers and be like it wasn't bad, pretty entertaining.. Then they will see TDKR and expect to see the greatest movie ever created and because it doesn't live up to that they just shyt on it.

Movies are an artform and that nikka Nolan is Leonardo Da Vinci when it comes to this shyt. Just appreciate the images and sounds he supplies you with and keeeeeep it movin'.

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

He had a vertebrate out of place, they never said anything was broken. The first time it shows him doing pushups in the cell, the TV says its Day 58 or something.

I didn't watch the film 5 times to know every detail...

His back was severely damaged to the point he clearly couldn't walk and had to be hung up by a rope in order to stand...20 or 58 days it don't matter...

You are not going to recover from that type of serious back injury in that short time span to climb 100 feet out of a mothafukkin cave and proceed to fall twice snapping your back again before you succeed...Pushups and dips ain't healing that type of injury in that short ass time span...The best chiropractor in the world couldn't fix that back in that shot time span for a nikka to go rock climbing...

What part of that can't you Nolan dikkriding fakkits comprehend?

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

 

[NatiboyB]

I didn't watch the film 5 times to know every detail...

His back was severely damaged to the point he clearly couldn't walk and had to be hung up by a rope in order to stand...20 or 58 days it don't matter...

You are not going to recover from that type of serious back injury in that short time span to climb 100 feet out of a mothafukkin cave and proceed to fall twice snapping your back again before you succeed...Pushups and dips ain't healing that type of injury in that short ass time span...The best chiropractor in the world couldn't fix that back in that shot time span for a nikka to go rock climbing...

What part of that can't you Nolan dikkriding fakkits comprehend?

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

umm. You are expecting logic from an illogical movie. We talking about a movie where a walking p*ssy can beat the shyt out of mercenarys.

 

[Data-Hawk]

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

U speak from experience? Whens the last time u wore a batman suit?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I didn't watch the film 5 times to know every detail...

His back was severely damaged to the point he clearly couldn't walk and had to be hung up by a rope in order to stand...20 or 58 days it don't matter...

You are not going to recover from that type of serious back injury in that short time span to climb 100 feet out of a mothafukkin cave and proceed to fall twice snapping your back again before you succeed...Pushups and dips ain't healing that type of injury in that short ass time span...The best chiropractor in the world couldn't fix that back in that shot time span for a nikka to go rock climbing...

What part of that can't you Nolan dikkriding fakkits comprehend?

I speak from experience little nikka...I couldnt play basketball for 3 months when i fukked my back up...Back problems are no joke...

negged.

 

[Data-Hawk]

negged.

Lol. Damn nolan got ppl comparing themself to batman.

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

umm. You are expecting logic from an illogical movie. We talking about a movie where a walking p*ssy can beat the shyt out of mercenarys.

This wouldn't be a problem if Nolan dikkriders weren't always praising Nolan for his "realism" prior to TDKR...

You can't praise dude for humanizing Batman over the first two films and complete disregard all the illogical shyt that went down in the third film...

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Lol. Damn nolan got ppl comparing themself to batman.

Its just amazing the lengths people have to go to to attempt to shyt on the movie. Plus nikkas don't even understand the amount of time that passes in this movie.

BACK INJURIES ARE SERIOUS BRO!!! PLOTHOLE!!!!!!11

 

[gluvnast]

So we aint gonna talk about Bane making more money than Joker opening weekend?

bu-bu-bu- the only reason TDK sold was because of heath ledger!!

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

U speak from experience? Whens the last time u wore a batman suit?

I don't even know why I even bother to attempt to reason with you slow ass nikkas...Its like talking to a brick wall, y'all can't comprehend simple shyt...

I was clearly referring to back injuries you inbred idiot...

Fictional character or whatever, last i checked Bruce Wayne is human...Nolan made that a point in the previous two films...