$500/wk = $26,000/yr.
Here we go.
$800 INCLUDES gas/water. If it takes 2 checks to pay it, pay it and KIM, I still have 2 more checks to spend for the month.
Where are you living where your rent is $800 with gas/water included? Hope you don't need a two bedroom. Even with a one bedroom you're not going to be in the best area. Also where is the electricity bill? You are aware that
electricity bills can fluctuate wildly, right? So I'll let the 800 rent/gas/water combo slide and say you're frugal nikkas so even with fluctuations your electricity bill is $120 monthly on average. So with electricity + rent you have spent $920 of your 2000 per month take home. This leaves you with $1080.
I guess you forgot you get paid WEEKLY, so 2 checks go to rent, but, YOU STILL HAVE ANOTHER 2 CHECKS TOTALING $800 FOR THE MONTH!!!!! The point you're trying to make here is invalid.
Yeah, but if you get paid $500 weekly, you aren't putting aside the whole first check and $420 from the second check to set aside for the rent. This makes budgeting a bit harder.
Well, considering I have another 2 checks to spend for the month, that's not a problem now, is it?
Yes and no. See above.
ISP Triple play = $100./mo. I have about $300 left to spend EACH MONTH after rent, car + insurance and food and 2 more paychecks.
You have some numbers here and I don't know where you got them so I'm going to try to put them in context. First thing I see is this ISP triple play at $100 per month. We're going to add the taxes and fees and others costs of associated with those bundles (box fees, equipment warranty etc) The real cost, and this being conservative is probably $125 per month. So right now we are at $920 a month for bills and let me add in this $125. So total outlay right now is $1,045. This leaves us with $955 to take care of car note/insurance, groceries/housekeeping and gas. If you have good credit you can get a good deal on a financed vehicle. But let's be realistic, most people don't have good credit. So a note for a basic vehicle would probably be about hmm, $275. Conservative amount. I'm going to say you want your veh repaired if it gets into an accident so you'll need more than liability insurance. And looking at how things are going, you're not one who's going to have income for emergencies such as deductibles for insurance repairs. So you will want full coverage with a low deductible. The lower the deductible the higher the premium. And remember you don't have the best credit. Also, you don't live in the best area. Your car isn't of the highest quality ether. And you're 26. These factors will effect your rate. So you have to pay $200 for car insurance.
So let's tally these new expenses shall we? $275 for the car note and $200 for your insurance equals to $475. We have $955 of monthly income remaining so let's see how these new expenses effect that, shall we?
We're down to $480. This is doable. You're just going to really have to stretch it from this point forward. You can't afford a phone higher than $65 per month. So, that's the plan you get. Add in the taxes and fees and we'll make it an even $75. Now we're at $405. Groceries are next. You can't afford to go out to eat. You can't afford to buy lunch while at work. So your groceries will need to sustain you for the entire month. You know how to shop for the best (might not be the healthiest) bargain. Grocery bill is $150 per month. You're down to your last $255. And only one real expense left, gas. If gas is at $2.25 per gallon you can fill up your car for $25. If a tank of gas can last you one week you will only need to spend $100 per month. You have $155 left in "disposable income."
$300 x 12 = $3,600/yr. No way you're poor. Thanks for proving my point.
More so $155 x 12 = $1,860/yr. And that $155 isn't even a lump sum amount in your hands. Those are the remains of four individual checks. So yes, you are poor. Now you're welcome to make some revisions here and there. I anticipate them and I have rebuttals ready.