1 million dollars but you gotta eat lizzo out...

[Formerly Black Trash]

Yes

 

[Dameon Farrow]

It's gotta be 1 million tax free or no thanks. You gotta meet me halfway on this one my guy.

 

[TEH]

Worst sex I ever had was with an obese neighbor who couldn't stop offering until I gave in

It was the worst experience. I think I'd rather starve than be with a fatties brehs. I see why now some marriages breakdown when the woman was slim and fit during dating but her body changes during marriage. That shyt is hard to get around.

Fat girls can be clean and tight … you jus had a bad experience

 

[feelosofer]

There's dudes who eat out fat women for free. But yes I would eat her out and take the money.

 

[BangBike]

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Y'all niqqas done ate out half a dozen Lizzos in your life already.

They didn't pay you anything. You most likely sprung for a combo number three in the process.

But yes. These are dumb ass threads. Half these Brehs would let Lizzo peg them for $1MM

 

[Belize King]

That’s it? I feel like I’ve done worse.

Especially since no certain time requirement either. Would be a quick mil.

I love the Coli.

 

[Stir Fry]

Make it a poll

 

[TripleAgent]

I'll have a hard time looking myself in the mirror





























of my brand new car

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Better than that other thread

 

[homiedontplaydat]

She getting ate from the byke for that

 

[Boogie]

Saw title and immediately thought of this

 

[Yas]

So I have a theory that post like these aren't for fun but just so you can talk about eating your secret favorite artist booty. However since you are to ashamed to admit it you make up hypothetical situations like these.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

We got threads about brehs on here having raw sex with random ass girls in exchange for nothing but an STD and 18 years of child support and you think they’d say no to a million dollars

 

[Mac Ten]

I've ate puss before...

If Lizzo waxes, that'll be good.

If not, even better.

She looks like got a wet snatch