1 million dollars but you gotta eat lizzo out...

[ScottyG]

He’s a Jew and a nazi?

And a wigger to boot

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

money money money money money moneyyyyyyyyyyyyy moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Collateral]

 

[YoungSimpson]

Pay me

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[Womb Raider]

Pay me

 

[B86]

$10k would have been enough for this lightweight (but heavy) task. I'll take the million, though...

 

[KidJSoul]

That's one of the better things you can do for a million dollars to be honest.

Performing oral on an overweight woman that walking all day and is sweaty down there? People literally do that everyday in relationships

 

[Elim Garak]

shyt I'm going to work, that's easy money.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

 

[TEH]

 

[Solomon Lurke]

 

[TEH]

Now ask this same question about Leslie Jones

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

for a million dollars? with all the shyt i got going on in my life u think i wont polish that lizzo kitty for a million dollars?

 

[PatCake]

Worst sex I ever had was with an obese neighbor who couldn't stop offering until I gave in

It was the worst experience. I think I'd rather starve than be with a fatties brehs. I see why now some marriages breakdown when the woman was slim and fit during dating but her body changes during marriage. That shyt is hard to get around.