1 Banana, 2 Banana: The Official 2019 Miami Heat Off-Season Thread

[OfTheCross]

Unforgettable night. I watched the game at Billy's bar in North Miami, was taking Tequila shots and throwing back Coronas all night. Puked outside, walked back in and kept drinking

Billy's Pub was my spot...

Took 1 too many hoes there and had to stop going for a while

 

[OfTheCross]

We should draft this euro outta sympathy

 

[Primetime21]

Breh little ain't it but please we need KPJ who u got for the second round I'll take carsen Edwards or bazley

Im a big fan of carsen but I dont think he will be there at 44, i also like the pg from boston college I cant remember his name. There’s this other white cat, game like hedo turkoglu, im gonna see if I can dig up his name before the draft. But those are the 3 I like for second round

 

[Captain Crunch]

They aren’t making that deal without our pick included.

My final board for tonight (if we stay at 13) is Porter Jr., Langford, Reddish if he falls, And Little (against @Freddie.Cane advice), Sekou as an absolute last option. If I hear “...from kentucky” im going to turn my living room upside down.

fukk it then, include our pick to move up

Make that call

 

[HiphopRelated]

Romeo/Doumbouya/KPJ likely in that order unless somebody slips.

If the words grit are gonna be the first words out of the commentary team, I'm gonna break something

 

[Captain Crunch]

Which player in our range has the highest ceiling?

 

[Draje]

Which player in our range has the highest ceiling?

Bol, easily, but those injuries frighten me especially with our trash ass medical staff.

I think KPJ has a higher ceiling than Langford but Langford is just a straight up better basketball player.

 

[OfTheCross]

This nikka Japanese frfr

Learned English in University

 

[HiphopRelated]

We can get somebody good brehs

 

[Sohh_lifted]

damn....whats it gonna be fellas????

 

[intruder]

We up, brehs!

Voodoo Gods. Christian Gods. Muslim Gods. The old Gods. The new Gods. Please bless this pick cause we dont have one next year

 

[Sohh_lifted]

omg im done fukk this team

 

[He Who Posts Well]

 

[Primetime21]

 

[Samson]

LMAO ... That surprised me, hopefully, he's a better Mike Miller