[04/07/2019] Official KOFIMANIA Thread

The Intergalactic Koala

Reporting for Duty
Supporter
Joined
Jan 2, 2017
Messages
61,434
Reputation
22,233
Daps
251,830
Reppin
Koalabama and the Cosmos

tenor.gif
 

RammerJammer

#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
Joined
Dec 31, 2012
Messages
86,470
Reputation
12,262
Daps
338,758
Reppin
Montgomery, Alabama
Yeah that's ridiculous. No PPV should ever go into the next fukking day. 5pm - 12am is ridiculous. I know that WWE does it to get all it's talent on the card but I'm sorry WM needs to go back to being a 8-9 match card. Everybody doesn't deserve to be on the WM card.

Card should’ve been:

Brock vs Seth
Styles vs Orton
SD Tag Match or Shane vs Miz
Women’s Tag Match
Finn vs Lashley
Corbin vs Angle
HHH vs Batista
Charlotte vs Becky vs Ronda
Kofi vs Bryan
 

ill_will82

What you see, is what you get
Joined
Dec 2, 2016
Messages
10,397
Reputation
2,835
Daps
24,570
As far the card goes....

A lot matches on the WrestleMania card were either filler, disappointing, or garbage. Some of those matches like Angle/Corbin, HHH/Batista, & Women's Tag Title match I skipped out on to either clean up or hop in the tub.

-AJ/Orton was lackluster
-SD Tag Title was cool but I knew Usos were retaining
-Lesnar/Rollins was short & sweet
-Winner Take All was good but that finish so ass

Kofi/DB was match of the night. This WM was a little better than last year's and that's not saying much.
 

Rayzah

I'm Everywhere you ain't never there
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
12,063
Reputation
905
Daps
22,473
The show could be best summed in two parts

The first part ended with the kofi match
5 out of 5. If you ain’t like the kofi moment do us a favor and keep it to yourself cause your opinion sucks

Brock and Seth was entertaining

The second part (ironically the part with mostly raw matches) was a 3 out of 5

Hhh Batista was ok they gave it everything they had. I’m not mad it it

The main event was cool but I was on fumes by then. The ending was weak cause Ronda didn’t need protection there. It ruined the match

Corbin and angle was as pointless and uninteresting as we all said it would be. Corbin is not a top guy he can’t carry a match.
 

ill_will82

What you see, is what you get
Joined
Dec 2, 2016
Messages
10,397
Reputation
2,835
Daps
24,570
Card should’ve been:

Brock vs Seth
Styles vs Orton
SD Tag Match or Shane vs Miz
Women’s Tag Match
Finn vs Lashley
Corbin vs Angle
HHH vs Batista
Charlotte vs Becky vs Ronda
Kofi vs Bryan

Nah. Here's what I would do:

Brock/Seth
DB/Kofi
Styles/Orton
Miz/Shane
Samoa Joe/Mysterio
Balor/Lashley
Becky/Ronda/Charlotte
Corbin/Angle

Nobody asked for HHH/Batista or Angle/Corbin. The SD Tag Titles & Women Tag Titles would have been on the pre-show. The RAW Tag Titles wouldn't be on the card at all.
 

Slic Ric

All Star
Joined
May 12, 2015
Messages
2,464
Reputation
180
Daps
5,944
Reppin
NYC
Kofi/Bryan was great but it was a 1 match show by a long shot.If I wasnt with my buddies watching it I would have left right after the WWE title match. Orton is such a pathetic waste of a performer its sad I even was a "mark" for him at one point.

The stage was as lazy as could be as well which took soo much out of the TV experience. the Divas 3 way are very very disappointing as I had high hopes even through Triple threats usually suck.
 

Scott_Steiner

GENETIC FREAK
Joined
Jul 15, 2012
Messages
363
Reputation
920
Daps
5,972
Reppin
PLANET FREAK
Two reasons: 1) Vince likes rectal humor 2) I need practice portraying a proctologist in case I'm ever casted as one in a major Hollywood movie.

Either way, pretending to be a doctor in front of 80,000+ fans in attendance and millions watching around the world >>>> @Scott_Steiner performing in front of 47 neckbeards in Jersey City at midnight on a Thursday

YOU GOT ALL THE PRACTICE YOU NEEDED WITH MENS ASSES IN THE 90'S WITH YER dikkSUCKING KLIQ BUDDIES YOU CRIPPLED HOMO, NO WONDER YOU LOOKED LIKE A NATURAL DOING IT AT MANIA

GET UP OFF THOSE ABORTIONS YOU CALL KNEES YOU CUM BURPING bytch AND BE A REAL MAN LIKE THE MANWITHALARGESTARMSINNAWURL, FREAKZILLA

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
 
Top