[04/07/2019] Official KOFIMANIA Thread

[2CT]

man i started watching this bytch at midnight, skipped 3 matches and it still took 7 hours to finish

DB/Kofi was easily MOTN, followed by the SD tag match and AJ/Orton

black excellence finally got the world title

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[Kevin_Nash]

Before I forget, @Kevin_Nash, what the fukk were you doing trying to check those comedians' prostates

Two reasons: 1) Vince likes rectal humor 2) I need practice portraying a proctologist in case I'm ever casted as one in a major Hollywood movie.

Either way, pretending to be a doctor in front of 80,000+ fans in attendance and millions watching around the world >>>> @Scott_Steiner performing in front of 47 neckbeards in Jersey City at midnight on a Thursday

 

[WMG the 2nd]

Watching kofi vs Bryan again
Entire arena cheering kofi from beginning to end
This was a historic mania for women but this will go down in history as Kofimania

 

[tremonthustler1]

listening to Evan Roberts’ podcast

Triple H has had the longest match in every WM since 28 except for 32 where he was the main event with Roman Reigns

 

[The Rainmaker]

 

[Ribbs]

It’s sad that the four dudes fighting over the United States title been killing it for months, and they get rewarded by a 1 minute squash by Joe of Rey, while Andrade and Truth are afterthought filler. How hard is it to book a 4 way ladder match for the title? shyt woulda stole the show..instead Joe versus Rey is rushed so that we get a 25 minute Big Nose match

Have to consider when this match happened, like what time was it at this point? The show ended close to 1230, a ladder match would've pushed the show back to 1 (setting up, the match itself, a tearing down). A ladder match on Tuesday would probably be better.

 

[DosCadenaz]

Well good luck with that.

I can see the ring from here

 

[DosCadenaz]

Tapped out after the pre-show since I'm on a different time zone and I wasn't planning to watch this shyt all night until 7am or something, but from what I read only D-Bry/Kofi is truly worth the watch and maybe the main event for the finish fukkery.

I enjoyed everything honestly. But I'd recommend that Usos match

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I'm only checking for WWE these days when I have a personal investment in the wrestler(s) involved. I don't care how generally "good" some of these matches were.

So Why Are You Coming In Here To Say You Didn’t Watch It?

And What Wrestler Did You Have A Personal Investment In On The Pre Show That Made You Watch That?

 

[DosCadenaz]

We all need a friend like Xavier that treats our accomplishments like they won, too. Big E, too. We all need a New Day

 

[SmarkMero]

whats wrong with her neck?

All those years of putting in work

Or maybe that surgry she had in the early 2000's

 

[ill_will82]

The major takeaway for me is they gotta shorten this fukking show. A wrestling event should not be equal the length of a work day.

Yeah that's ridiculous. No PPV should ever go into the next fukking day. 5pm - 12am is ridiculous. I know that WWE does it to get all it's talent on the card but I'm sorry WM needs to go back to being a 8-9 match card. Everybody doesn't deserve to be on the WM card.

 

[GOAT]

Man I'm just basking into the glory of a soon to be fukkery finish that will piss off the TSC. I won't say much on the finish but when it happens @ me

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]