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  1. Mr Rager

    Jay-Z sampled the ultimate SIMP anthem :wow:

    :feedme: I'd do anything for you dear anything for you mean everything to me I know that I'd go anywhere for your smile anywhere for your smile everywhere I see Would you climb a hill? Anything Wear a dafodill? (:wow:) Anything Leave me all your will? (:wow:) Anything Even fight my Bill...
  2. Is there anything actually wrong with being a simp?

    I always see it looked at as something bad, but whats so bad about being a simp? :patrice: Can anyone actually name any negatives about it?:patrice:
  3. Londilon

    Rob and Chyna thank fans..and admits she'd still be working strip club if they weren't together

    True love :mjlol: Simp Chronicles :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
  4. Pdiddy

    How to shyt on bytches & Win

    :yeshrug:
  5. Pdiddy

    Old Simp Throws Black Men Under the Bus

    :snoop:
  6. Pdiddy

    Is Russell Wilson Still a Simp?

    Since he finally banged Ciara, is he now out of the simp category?
  7. SheWantTheD

    27 Year Old Simp Virgin Waiting For Marriage Tricks On 22 Year Old Thot

    First a backstory on ol' dude. He's 27 years old, the most he's done sexually is finger a woman. He's Christian and waiting to have sex until at least he's engaged. His ex-girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend and got pregnant. He took the 22 year old woman in the video below on an...
  8. The Mad Titan

    When simping meets #HOH's

    Take note, every chick he said this too looked like where ready to :noah: right then and there. Then he hittem with the:birdman: :mjlol: Ask a couple brehs on here and they'd tell you you's a simp if you started off a with a chick like this....Results dont lie tho. :sas2:
  9. Reginald Noble

    #GMB Brehs - The SIMP Agenda Chronicles Continue...

    Russell Wilson: ‘If You’re Dating A Woman Out of Your League, Ask Her to Marry You’ Originally shared on Facebook: Monday, May 16, 2016 | 06:02 AM Russell Wilson: ‘If You’re Dating A Woman Out of Your League, Ask Her to Marry You’ Brittney OliverComments PHOTO CREDIT: GETTY IMAGES This...
  10. BocaRear

    SPIN: The Word Simp Gets Thrown Around As Easily As c00n

    forreal, some nikka just made a thread about turning down helping a woman he's dating move home because it's simp behaviour? :why: This is getting ridiculous, the HOH movement has lost its way. :mjlol: I'm one of the biggest woman haters as well as one of the biggest simps on this board but...
  11. xXOGLEGENDXx

    Chick tried to convert me into a simp.

    This chick I've been getting at (haven't smashed yet) wanted me to help her move. I have been finessed like this before. They ask you to help them move then after that wave goodbye. Click What part of the game is this? :russ: "Ever since I started making videos about relationships or...
  12. Big Daddy

    Clown gets on FB talking about single mothers are for grown men only

    This simpleton. He has gone full simptard for the p*ssy. And probably still don't get none. Where the hell do they make you new n!ggas :mjlol:
  13. Kwéyòl

    This nikka on catfish was a Simp

    SMH you aint never meet this girl in 3 years you meet her :martin: nikka was gonnna leave his best friend who he was making a game with to go live in wyoming for this thot:martin: was talking to him while she had a boyfriend :rudy: said he still wanted to try a long distance :rudy...
  14. Sithlord Piff

    Gofundme simps cant be real.......

    Come on now....I refuse to believe niccas can be this naive.:dahell:
  15. M

    I just came from a first date where I paid for every single thing

    And I actually don't mind this time I just dropped her off and think I have a good chance of hitting or getting a kiss next time I see her brehs :thumbsup: We shared a magnetic vibe all night and had a good time having a meal then drinking mad cocktails and cracking jokes, talking about life...
  16. FluffyCorleone

    Simp of the Year, y'all

  17. princeofhaiti

    What do I do/get for my gf of < 3 months for Valentines Day

    Been with my girl for 2 months and some change come February. Her birthday was on New Years Day, I rented a hotel and bought her some shoes (nothing too serious, some fairly cheap purple pumas). Now im unsure what to do for Valentines Day:francis: I already got a hotel rented for that weeknd...
  18. SirReginald

    I Told Y'all Bout Dez Hoes (They Just FA SMASHING)

    With reading that other coli brethren bmw getting shot up because of thots :snoop: THIS is why I would never let a hoe know what type of car I drive and where I live:bryan: Hell, I had a cousin who went to the Maury show because of similar crap like this. Dude was a football captain at my...
  19. K

    Single Mother Teaches Son to be Soft on H*es

    Mum's ingenious method to teach her son to treat women with respect
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