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  1. It is a mystery

    Cartoon simp Mordecai getting exposed on twitter

    Regular show stans come get your mans You hate to see it
  2. Imhotep2

    White simp gets BRUTAL wakeup call on gameshow (Old video)

    Trust these hoes crehs :francis: 2:43 Him: "We're going home with 50 grand each :blessed: , I promise you that :ufdup:" Her: 2:56 when he realizes these bytches true nature :mjlol:
  3. EMY

    What’s the simpest shyt you’ve ever done?

    I’m ashamed to even admit this but......... I let a bytch use my spotify premium account for like 2 weeks :wow: some of her songs were on my 2019 wrapped playlist, can’t even listen to that shyt no more
  4. Max Headroom

    Simps Are Something Else....

    :dead:
  5. Kairi Irving

    Is this the ultimate form of disrespect a female can do to you?

    Besides cheating :mjlol: Could be fake but....:scust:
  6. I

    Afribrehs Simp Game on a Hunnedleventhousand

    :wow:
  7. Amirah Dyme's Husband

    Women like this makes it literally impossible not to simp

    Recently I've been on a HOH flex online like the average coli poster. Anytime a simp post a thirsty comment on YouTube I'd be on some :birdman: shyt saying "Ya'll be on some simp shyt stop putting p*ssy on a pedestal" But then I came across this video on Instagram.... I LITERALLY made this...
  8. Rev Leon Lonnie Love

    " You can never claim to know women very well until you have been a side nikka" - True or False?

    is this true? :lupe: Heard somebody saying that only when you obtained a front row seat at watching another man's dignity get destroyed at the hands of his woman can you know and understand the true nature of women. Shyt had me thinking about the times I side eyed a bytch i was fukking when...
  9. Sensitive Christian Grey

    I found an incel using simp

    Here's where I found it (it's the last paragraph before the comments): It's gonna go mainstream with shytty connotations isn't it? :lupe: Simp had a good run, we'll see you in the next life :francis:
  10. Rhapscallion Démone

    Who is the number 1 pandering poster on this site?

    In this echo chamber of dap fishers, dikk riders, simps, pick me's, $ex workers, deviants, incels, agents, militants, nikka nerds, trolls, c00ns and cacs, who among us panders the most? :jbhmm:
  11. African Peasant

    Is TheColi a safe haven for former thots, whores and sex workers?

    It seems to be that way :jbhmm: Edit: is this an exageration?
  12. BruhManFromTheFifthFlo

    Trey Songs out here getting exposed simping a prostitute edit: Tommy Sotomyer caught a stray

    Trigga!!:mjlol: Edit: Tommy caught a stray Edit: more simping She fukking it up for every hoe out there :heh:
  13. Bart simpson

    My boy got curved and c00ning tonight...shame

    Imo asians and Mexicans are definitely on that :mjpls: I went out tonight and it was packed with Asians and Mexicans already a bad sign b/c the females roll in groups and constantly cock blocking. . . But my boy was embarrassingly simping this group of asians who kept curving him I told him ppl...
  14. BornStar

    Breh explains how he stayed with his Cheating girlfriend.

    Just Sad: Dude Explains How He Stayed With His Unfaithful Woman Only For Her To Continue Cheating & Trash His Property! - WorldstarHipHop This breh was taking care of the family and stayed with her for 7 years providing and he gets treated like shyt... Let her drive the Audi Q5 and she used...
  15. SirReginald

    "Everybody Wanna Crazy Nikka Until He Gotcha Hidin & Dodging Bullets" - Killed By 28 Y/O SIMP

    Simps :scusthov: RIP to the 17 year old. BTW, why is he dating a 17 year old :dahell:
  16. L

    TheColi Love Stories: Volume 1

    I shall use this series to post a history of my Coli love stories from when I was a member of #SimpSet.
  17. Simpy pennybags

    Simpy pennybags

  18. Kundai17

    HOW TO GET OUT FRIENDZONE

    :shaq:So I’ve seen a lot of people on twitter shooting their shot with this line and posting their responses in the thread “Hey I don’t wana ruin our friendship but I really wana tap that ass” I see a lot of nikkas talking about I ain’t never fukked a girl and I’m 25 bla bla bla so whos...
  19. Mike809

    Has anybody been stuck on their ex?

    and by stuck , i mean that you are having or had a hard time moving on. If so , how long were you still thinking about that person ? and how did you move on?? Story time: Me and my ex were together for 2 years, and out of those 2 years ...we lived together. So i broke up with my ex in...
  20. Rev Leon Lonnie Love

    Gender Roles in Society: Steve Harvey Shares His Thoughts.......is he a simp, or nah?

    what y'all think?? :lupe: Tank's comments had me dead. he a fool talkin bout "what your fold game looking like Steve?" :hahapac: Steve looked mad touched by the subject.:russ: Are you brerhs okay with gender role switching with ya girl?:ohhh:
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