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  1. Simp mj

    Simp mj

  2. CrownHeights

    Simp of the year contender goes to this guy who shares his wife with everybody

    :gucci: GMB gang, come explain this. It was the hardest thing I’d ever had to say to my husband, Marc. Three years ago, I sat down and told him: “The idea of having sex just with you for the next 40 years – I can’t do it any more.” But I had come to realise that my life was built around...
  3. G

    How do I get the smell of weed out of my car?

    long story short, this fritzy girl I go to school with and I’ve been trying to get with smoked a blunt in my car and I can’t get the smell out. I aired my car out and sprayed Lysol all over that motherfukker but every time I am getting in it smells like GAS. Once I am driving it’s not so bad...
  4. Amirah Dyme's Husband

    Men get thirsty over mugshot and offer to pay bail for #PrisonBae

    Check Out Her Best IG Model Pics & Vids By Robert Littal - November 18, 2017 14 40168 Every couple of weeks a cute mugshot comes out and men or women lose their mind over it. Only once in a blue moon will you see someone like the original prison bae guy blow up and become a...
  5. Cynic

    Breh gets struck by his PAWG wife for interrupting porn session

    Police responded to a reported domestic incident last Thursday where they found 43-year-old Garrett Higgs standing in the driveway of a Port St. Lucie home which he shares with his 42-year-old wife Flavia Higgs. Garrett told police he "heard moaning from the house" when he got home after...
  6. KENNY DA COOKER

    Poster @FightingEvilbyMoonlight talks down on Blacks spending habits ..yet BLOWS $$$ on BACKPAGE

    :mjpls: i gave u a chance to own up to your shyt...but you up here HOETEPPING it trying to talk down on black folks and rappers in that Migos thread .....spewing false rhetoric about Buidling our commmunity and responsible spending ....yet YOU KNOW and I KNOW you popping bands on them BACKPAGE...
  7. J.E.T.S

    @tianaparkr Has got to be the BADDEST female I've seen ALL WEEK! :wow:

    Jesus Christ of latter day saints! :ohlawd: I know I'd over spend with this one. :noah:
  8. Pdiddy

    Funny Craigslist AD

    GET IT THIS WEEK 1988 MUSTANG
  9. lowkey0z

    girl texts dude "i'm struggling with rent", dude shrugs it off.."that's why i don't entertain dudes"

    bytch what else was dude supposed to say lmao foh of course the simp steps in immediately, making no sense whatsoever: GET TO KNOW WHAT? me no single mothers mami
  10. M

    What is the line between romance & simping?

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE buying girls flowers (red roses on first dates, petunias to her job after we've been dating for a while, white roses for special occasions i.e. birthdays, anniversaries, new job, etc.) I like buying girls gifts (not too expensive as I'm just an 18 year old college student, but...
  11. BruhManFromTheFifthFlo

    Porn Star clowning simp she on a date with

    Take porn hoes on dates, brehs:heh: Take porn hoes on dates that did ghetto gaggers, brehs:HovUMad: Get clowned by her on her IG, brehs:dead: Here a video of him buying her dessert too iOS Video :deadmanny:
  12. ChiTownGuevera

    Scottie Pippen lookin lame & desperate af :scust:

    this nikka really got out the car to get shutdown like that.:laff: even the paparazzis are laughin at him... :mjlol:...no wonder why his wife cheated on him w/ future
  13. Pdiddy

    Delete

    Delete
  14. Menelik II

    The SIMPING is real! [Video]

    Simps making us look real bad :snoop: What part of the game is this? :what:
  15. Days of Future Piff

    Has there ever been a more simpish cartoon character than Charlie Brown?

    Charlie Brown is my dude, but come on :to: Looking back on these Peanuts specials now, Peppermint Patty STAYED throwing herself at Charlie Brown every chance she got for 25 years and he never noticed :snoop: Out here singing him the whisper song over the phone and trying to hold his hand...
  16. R

    Betas of Japan. This is just sad

  17. Pdiddy

    Perfect Example of How Losers Get Hustled

    :mjlol: 123tsp Raleigh North Carolina singles,Raleigh North Carolina women
  18. SheWantTheD

    A Regular Russell Wilson Would Be A 27 Year Old Virgin Simp Getting Cheated On

    Russell Wilson was a star quarterback at two different Division 1 schools and became a star in the NFL. He stuck by his high school sweetheart the entire time and supposedly never cheated. Despite being drafted 75th in the 2012 NFL draft, he plays amazingly well his first year and goes on to...
  19. Pdiddy

    Best College Basketball Starting Lineup Ever

    Fab Five...The Dream's Houston Squad?>
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