Zion Williamson looks in shape as he celebrates the upcoming birth of his daughter. Edit: Baby is on the way.

[BlackMajik]

LOL @ these nikkas in here actually trying to big up lame ass Drake and putting him in the same category as Derek Jeter
U Drake stans are pitiful

 

[Copy Ninja]

The title edit

 

[No Homo]

 

[CHICAGO]

I mean... I get it. Sometimes you want to knock down some chicks that clearly aint on your level. When I was around 24, I used to work as an engineer at a factory in Augusta. I definitely smashed a few chicks from the assembly line. I'm talking straight up HOOD RATS but I chose the ones who did minimal gossiping and always wore a condom. Eventually I grew out of it.

Later (~27) I was working in Iowa. Still an engineer and I had complained to a homie about how there weren't any chicks to smash. He was like, "That's cuz you don't fukk hood bytches. " He was right because I remember being disgusted at the idea of smashing chicks in the projects when I had a good career going.

THIS...

PPL FORGET ZION IS ONLY
22 YRS OLD...
A fukkING BABY.

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE
I WAS HITTING CHICKS
THAT I WOULDNT EVEN LAY EYES
ON BY MY LATE 20S.

DUDE WAS A HIGHSCHOOL KID WATCHING THIS MORIAH MILLS bytch
IN PORNOS.

NOW HE GOT THE BAG
AND DOING WHAT MOST KIDS
HIS AGE WOULD DO.

TOO BAD HES GROWN UP
IN THE FAKE BODY ERA
BECAUSE THATS ALL HE KNOWS.


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[SCJoe]

Shít is sad.

We’ve spend more time talking about this dude being injured, fat, a foodie and apparently the league’s leading lame when it comes to obvious bussdowns.

Pelicans better hope Detroit, Charlotte or Brooklyn takes him for whatever scraps they can give back

You are saying that now, if New Orleans is crazy enough to trade him Detroit would make that trade in a heart beat.

 

[DJK]

Yep..if he wanted a real challenge, he would go after Taylor Swift while she's ruling the world right now but he doesn't have the balls for that.

Zion is age 22 and Taylor Swift is age 33.
That's not a challenge that's insanity.

 

[Canon]

that's just sad

 

[threattonature]

I said from the jump, him putting out that YT video sealed his fate ESPECIALLY knowing he had multiple other IG jumpoffs with receipts just ready to pounce on his ass.

What bothers me is the disturbing lack of game? It’s like somebody needs to sit him down and tell him that he’s a rich ass NBA player. He ain’t got to make all these simp ass promises to these women. That’s where you get in trouble. ESPECIALLY if you already hitting em off with money.

During my wilder days I’d tell every female I was fukking with that I ain’t trying to have a relationship with em. If they saw me with another I’d get a snarky ass text message but they already knew what time it was.

 

[Big Boss]

Zion said he super excited

 

[Meta Reign]

This has been my reaction this whole time!

 

[wire28]

Damn the modern real life Biggie and Kim

I can this shyt poppin off live


*macaroni noises*
Moriah "Oooo fukk me you fat injured, motha fukka!"

Zion "fukk you bytch. OOOO. slow down you not at work."

Moriah " Oooo you, Beignet eating, white girl craving, coca cola in the bathroom, peg leg mothafukka."

Zion " Ooooooooo shyt".

Moriah "You popeyes chicken eating, 20 chedder bay biscuits having, hamhock eating,, stealing money ass nikka.

Zion " Whats my name, whats my name"

Moriah "Biggie, i mean Zion"

Zionn"fukk you bytch"
*Zion gets up*

Moriah "Where you going?"

Zion "To the bathroom bytch im thirsty."

NO!

 

[Megadeus]

nikka Drake did the same thing except difference is it was his enemy who aired him out lmao

no the fxck he did not.

Look, I know cats don't like Aubrey but we not about to rewrite history.

Drake was slaughtering A-List azz since he came into the game and had a rotating roster of 10's and 9's for decades. No matter how many he ran through, he made sure every last one kept their mouth shut and they did. He got caught slipping once and his arch nemesis caught wind and blew the shyt up. And even after that, he has recovered spectacularly as much as we hate to admit

Zion on the other hand is moving like a mentally retarded 16 year old who just found his brothers Brazzers password and was then granted 200 million dollars. He has been recklessly nutting in melted Bratz dolls since entering the league with zero exit strategy, disclosure agreements, or damage control plan in place. As a matter of fact his simple azz thinks this is perfectly okay.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Yep..if he wanted a real challenge, he would go after Taylor Swift while she's ruling the world right now but he doesn't have the balls for that.

 

[shutterguy]

I'm a Laker fan, but fukk it I think I going to purchase a Zion Williams jersey, brother putting up them Wilt Chamberlain numbers

I said it before, I got a brand new red/white NOP one from Fanatics with tags hanging in the closet. Bout to wear that joint to the AVN awards.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Even Stormy aint do Trump this bad