Zion Williamson lookin bigger than Aaron Donald in new Starry commercial

[Damnshow]

For the free soda. You gotta think like a fat nikka.

Ohh, thinking like a fat nikka? Ok then

Remember the Kazaam film when the kid makes his 1st wish for junk food to fall from the sky? There you go, a Kazaam sequel with Zion and Shaq. All the junk food goes straight to his house after the filming is done.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

They roasting Zion in comments

Giving shout outs to the filming crew for giving Zion the clothes that can hide his lack of neck

Seriously, why do soda commercials at this point?

Why do ANY promotion relating to food & beverage?

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Breh must come from a family of Mark Henry built mfs

 

[diggy]

I have had this drink, there is a Zero version, which is what he should partake in for unlimited enjoyment.

 

[Morethan1]

no he doesn't

Look at that nikka neck and compare it to his 2023 media day photos.

He's clearly bigger

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

He intentionally fukked up his lines so they could do more reshoots/drink more Starry.





Consume bootleg 7up, Zrehs.






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[bzb]

it looks like he relapsed a bit. probably been on the couch watching playoffs with a bucket of wings. hopping on and off the fitness/eat right bandwagon is why he's hurt so often.

thing is, everyone knows if he dedicated just 12 months to getting locked in he could dominate the league.

 

[NoHalfWay]

Aaron Donald is like 6’1 285lbs

Zion has been bigger than him since high school

 

[intra vires]

He intentionally fukked up his lines so they could do more reshoots/drink more Starry.





Consume bootleg 7up, Zrehs.






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Starry is just rebranded Sierra Mist with high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar.

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

How Charles Barkley got less body fat than zion is beyond me.

 

[Shadow King]

Maybe it’s me but he doesn’t look big or unhealthy in this video. He actually looks in shape

He doesn't look any bigger than us last seeing him, but he was big then.

 

[JoelB]

He intentionally fukked up his lines so they could do more reshoots/drink more Starry.





Consume bootleg 7up, Zrehs.






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Zion on his Marlon Brando shyt like "I think i can deliver that line with more conviction . Let's take it from the top. Bring another 6 pack of starry please"

Director:

 

[ScoopNScore]

I’ve literally never heard of Starry until I saw this commercial, and now I’m aware and curious. Seems to be working as intended

All I remember was them out of nowhere showing that commercial during the Allstar competitions where Keke Palmer is swirlin with a literal clear skin dude



N suddenly they got the brass ring from the NBA

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Maybe it’s me but he doesn’t look big or unhealthy in this video. He actually looks in shape

i like breh...hell i live in south louisiana and go to games....but the nikka looks out of shape in the video....his neck is thick and he clearly has a gut....

my only hope is that this video was filmed months ago...he actually hasnt been seen around here publically since the season ended

 

[KnickstapeCity]

So this soda is a rebrand of Sierra Mist?