Zion Williamson Bust Watch

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Shut yo bytch ass up. This situation is hilarious, breh is definitely UNDER 285 for the first time since probably High School (looks smaller than his Duke frame). Be scared now pink bytch. Breh about to win MVP next season at that size
Honestly, he always looks thinner to me in street clothes. It’s when he gets on the court with them other thin, lanky ass nikkas he be looking like a D lineman

He looks slimmer though.. hope the stress doesn’t fukk him up though :snoop:
 

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Honestly, he always looks thinner to me in street clothes. It’s when he gets on the court with them other thin, lanky ass nikkas he be looking like a D lineman

He looks slimmer though.. hope the stress doesn’t fukk him up though :snoop:
Look at the arms and shoulders. His arms are damn near skinny and shoulders and face are thin and collapsed.

The game he got hurt in Philly, breh was a lot bigger than the game they played a few days earlier. He needs to cut back on sodium because breh water weight builds up quick ASF. My body does the sane shyt. If I drink a lot of liquids, I can gain 10 pounds overnight. Hell, even over a few hours. I've had females tell me I was a lot thinner yesterday lol.

I think bro is gonna take next season seriously and of he stays at that weight, he will make history.
 

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Double, Triple, probably Quadruple Aunt Andre, don't ask me how. gahhhhhhhhhdamn
 

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Only on Thecoli.com :laff:
What's funny? He made history year 2, and was on track to do it again before injury this season. Rookie year he woulda had the highest ppg since Jordan without injury. We are talking about nikka that thru 131 games, statistically, is the most efficient scorer in NBA history.

fukk you mean? If the nikka don't get fat and get hurt, he will break records, as he has done since he walked into the NBA.

nikka has never looked this slim :yeshrug:. Only good thing out of this whole situation.


Dumbass nikka probably dropped that gender reveal vid to show off his shape, and ended up getting clowned for something completely different :mjlol:.
 
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