Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

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A+ character guy :unimpressed:

So Sam Williams is who got him traded to Dallas :unimpressed:

We officially the 49ers bottom bytch now :unimpressed:

Whooped our asses twice on the field :unimpressed:

Sent us a QB who literally couldn't beat out the last cracka drafted in the draft coming off of fukking elbow surgery to his throwing arm :unimpressed:

I never ever thought I'd say this shyt...but at least Cooper Rush won games:unimpressed:

Should have traded a second for Lance instead since its the most useless pick we use every year :unimpressed:

DO WE EVEN HAVE A KICKER YET :unimpressed:
 

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Only the Dak stans are shytting on this
I been seeing a lot of Dallas fans shytting on this. I was baffled.
We traded for a dude that couldn't beat out Sam darnold but is supposedly gonna beat out dak, we have a fanbase of petty idiots that can't admit they're wrong
Breh expectations is dude doesnt play. shyt reminds me of Eagles situation with Hurts. I know Eagles drafted Hurts but they was letting Wentz know this shyt is not set for you.

Dak better step it up or Dallas cutting that lost while putting captial into Parsons etc.
 

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Shefter saying they tried to trade him to Denver for a 6th round pick and Denver said fukk out of here so of course hillbilly and hillbilly jr give up a 4th round pick for him :mjlol:
 

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This some bullshyt…. And it’s dumb to trade to a conference opponent

Who we fukking play this year

Trey probably been drawing up all our plays and calls on a MEAD notebook since the news dropped

Y’all fukkkng DC finna have 44% of our offense before he flight gets over the Grand Canyon :beli:
 

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