"Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?" The princess said no, and the prince lived happily ever after. And he rode motorcycles and fukked skinny, big-titted broads, and hunted and fished whenever the fukk he wanted, and went to naked bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan, and snorted cocaine off strippers' asses, and never heard bytching, and never paid child support or alimony. And ate pussies and ass-fukked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was fukking cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up
The End "