This.
He can name himself whatever he wants
Long as he's 500lbs with a fukked up hairline people will know who it is
I guess his logic is he'll at least be able to submit applications for jobs with a new name, but it's going have to be some non public facing job like what he was doing before when he was guarding area 51 or whatever in the middle of the desert
Such a fukking L his life became
. Dumb muhfukker went from making thousands a week sitting on his ass to back to square one doing shyt jobs for barely above min wage