You’re on vacation with your daughter AND SUDDENLY THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL AGENTS ATTACKS YOU. ONLY ONE ON THE LIST CAN PROTECT YOU!!!!

[darealvelle]

I'll take Agent J

Unlimited alien tech at his disposal(guns, shields, bombs, flame resistant gear, supersonic cars/jets/boats/spaceships, death rays, etc.).
Goons/Snitches on standby(Frank the Pug, Worms, Jack Jeebs, the entire Arquillian race that can mimic humans with exosuits).

Ability to time travel(MIB 3), so if shyt goes wrong, he can go back and fix it.


And of course, neuralyzers, which in itself is op'd. One flash to the opps, and they won't know what the fukk's going on or why they were trying to kill in the first place. In fact, J will give them a new memory that they now work for me.

I changed my mind now

 

[mastermind]

Everybody rushing to pick James Bond while missing crucial information about the situation.

If in this scenario your daughter is of legal age (in college and drinking rose) Bond will let your ass get killed, shrug his shoulders and escape with your daughter in an inflatable raft that has built in coconuts with little umbrellas and a single straw

So I thought my daughter was dead from an assassins bullet

If she still alive then I’m going with Robert McCall.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I never respected Bond till Daniel Craig took over. Made me think he aint a tea sipping flamingo.


Nobody is fukkin with Jason Bourne. Nobody

 

[parallax]

I can't choose Bourne. He'll live, but both me and my daughter would die.

 

[MyApps]

I can't choose Bourne. He'll live, but both me and my daughter would die.

That's how I feel about Wick.

HES invincible, but he can't stop someone from sniping me or daughter.

Only real answers are Dom, Bond, and Hunt.

 

[parallax]

That's how I feel about Wick.

HES invincible, but he can't stop someone from sniping me or daughter.

Only real answers are Dom, Bond, and Hunt.

Bonds not a good answer either. A lot of his friends and allies are dead

 

[nyknick]

So I thought my daughter was dead from an assassins bullet

If she still alive then I’m going with Robert McCall.

Yeah that makes a lot more sense, so it's me that's missing crucial information

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Since they can call in their respective squads, I'm choosing Agent J or Black Widow. They both have access to people with technology or abilities that exceed even the best humans ever on film. J calls in a division of MIB or some alien favors and it's over. Widow calling Iron Man and he could send out an empty suit that would track all their bio signatures and eliminate them, much less a Strange or Hulk.

If they were just solo dolo I'd take Wick but almost none of these mfs are capable of protecting me AND my daughter, they're great at survival but not protection.

 

[Jaguar93]

Comic book Black Widow is soloing everybody on that list. Don’t let the MCU fool y’all. Widow even wielded Mjoinir before lol.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

So does Black Widow have Hulk/Iron Man/etc……???

Nah theyre their own heroes…but i’ll say she does have yelena

To be clear about black widow: the avengers arent a HIT squad…and while youre importsnt this isnt an AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT. This would be the support shed have in a solo movie or story.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Yeah that makes a lot more sense, so it's me that's missing crucial information

Nah it was an ERRANT assasins bullet, it just hit her glass of rosé

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Don’t sleep on austin powers’ plot armor. His goofy ass would find a way to safety lol