humminbird
Veteran
Bond
You’re on vacation with your daughter AND SUDDENLY THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL AGENTS ATTACKS YOU. ONLY ONE ON THE LIST CAN PROTECT YOU!!!!
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
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He'll kill you guaranteed if as a reward...Dom caught a fukking magnet with his bare hands
Swung a car from a vine
Survived a car blowing up and bullets from a machine gun
Jumped out a car and caught a woman into a windshield
That nikka got plot armor and never dies
I believe in family
he gets to share a Corona with his family
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Im calling James Bond.
He will save my life and my dikk will get wet too.
He will save my life and my dikk will get wet too.
John Wick. He can't be killed.
I think it's about who I DONT want pursuing me
So the answer is Bond
So the answer is Bond
I'll take Agent J
Unlimited alien tech at his disposal(guns, shields, bombs, flame resistant gear, supersonic cars/jets/boats/spaceships, death rays, etc.).
Goons/Snitches on standby(Frank the Pug, Worms, Jack Jeebs, the entire Arquillian race that can mimic humans with exosuits).
Ability to time travel(MIB 3), so if shyt goes wrong, he can go back and fix it.
And of course, neuralyzers, which in itself is op'd. One flash to the opps, and they won't know what the fukk's going on or why they were trying to kill in the first place. In fact, J will give them a new memory that they now work for me.
Unlimited alien tech at his disposal(guns, shields, bombs, flame resistant gear, supersonic cars/jets/boats/spaceships, death rays, etc.).
Goons/Snitches on standby(Frank the Pug, Worms, Jack Jeebs, the entire Arquillian race that can mimic humans with exosuits).
Ability to time travel(MIB 3), so if shyt goes wrong, he can go back and fix it.
And of course, neuralyzers, which in itself is op'd. One flash to the opps, and they won't know what the fukk's going on or why they were trying to kill in the first place. In fact, J will give them a new memory that they now work for me.
motionlessZombie
All Star
I'm picking Black Widow. She got backup in the form of whichever Avenger is around, or any of the lesser-known MCU characters that she knows. If Hawkeye, Thor, Spider-Man, Hulk, or Doctor Strange backs her up, its a wrap.
For me it’s Wick or McCall……but Dom is all about “famila“ (plus he’s a superhero @ this point, so I’m torn)
Wick is all about the vengeance sh!t & is focusedAF
McCall is about vengeance but in a more calculated way
Then there’s Torreto the superhero that can’t die, dude is a Terminator variation @ this point
Wick is all about the vengeance sh!t & is focusedAF
McCall is about vengeance but in a more calculated way
Then there’s Torreto the superhero that can’t die, dude is a Terminator variation @ this point
Everybody rushing to pick James Bond while missing crucial information about the situation.
If in this scenario your daughter is of legal age (in college and drinking rose) Bond will let your ass get killed, shrug his shoulders and escape with your daughter in an inflatable raft that has built in coconuts with little umbrellas and a single straw
If in this scenario your daughter is of legal age (in college and drinking rose) Bond will let your ass get killed, shrug his shoulders and escape with your daughter in an inflatable raft that has built in coconuts with little umbrellas and a single straw
Devilinurear
Veteran
I picked Austin powers.
they are. Bond can use Q, M, Moneypenny, Felix Leiter, etc
Dom has the family [excluding hobbs if you have him protect you]
Hunt has the IMF
etc
So does Black Widow have Hulk/Iron Man/etc……???