You’re on vacation with your daughter AND SUDDENLY THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL AGENTS ATTACKS YOU. ONLY ONE ON THE LIST CAN PROTECT YOU!!!!

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You’re having a nice patio brunch with your daughter on vacation before she starts her freshman year at Bryn Mawr, and SUDDENLY HER GLASS OF ROSÉ SHATTERS

AN ERRANT ASSASINS BULLET

You duck, and someone runs up and says:

You take them up on their help and RUN for it. You find out that you have been labeled Persona Non Grata / blacklisted / greenlighted / ex communicado, and their is not only a BOUNTY on your head,it is the belief that killing you is a neccesity to save THE WORLD

So now you have john wick 2 and 3 level assasin waves trying to kill you…ONLY ONE on the list can help…the rest are gonna kill you or die trying . Theyre using ALL of their abilities in their respective films.

Who do you choose

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

*john CUTTER

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

John Wick got my back. Dude will keep me alive just on the strength of his will and determination. Imma need him to go long range to handle Bourne cause you know he posted up in a sky rise with the scope

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

John Wick got my back. Dude will keep me alive just on the strength of his will and determination. Imma need him to go long range to handle Bourne cause you know he posted up in a sky rise with the scope

I feel like Jason Bourne as an escort is pretty fukkin good tho because he thinks QUICK and can help us blend in real fast

 

[jj23]

Heart says Bourne, head says Wick

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Heart says Bourne, head says Wick

Heart says BOND, head says Bourne.

Bond is a fukkin killer and faces a team of assasins every movie

Bourne is the craftiest of them all

Then again austin powers be lucky as hell

 

[Ironman]

Hobbs mans is pushing torpedoes, pullng down helicopters, and surviving getting blasted out of office buildings with just a broken arm 2nd choice would've been Bourne then Baba Yega

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

Agent J. He has all sorts of crazy alien tech at his disposal.

 

[Brozay]

Natasha is prob underrated here, just being based in comics, her feats prob stack up against anyone listed right?

 

[Ironman]

Natasha is prob underrated here, just being based in comics, her feats prob stack up against anyone listed right?

I was basing everyone off film feats

 

[Tryna Makit]

James Bond is the only answer to protect you.

Choose him.... or die...

Because nobody else on that damn list is going to stop HIM from killing you and yo daughter.


John Wick ain't gonna save you from Bond brehs....
Ethan hunt ain't gonna save you from Bond brehs....
Domenic, Hobbs and the whole mf "Family".....


Ain't gonna save you from Mf Bond brehs

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

James Bond is the only answer to protect you.

Choose him.... or die...

Because nobody else on that damn list is going to stop HIM from killing you and yo daughter.


John Wick ain't gonna save you from Bond brehs....
Ethan hunt ain't gonna save you from Bond brehs....
Domenic, Hobbs and the whole mf "Family".....


Ain't gonna save you from Mf Bond brehs

Enemies he has killed like Jaws, 006, Jinx, odd job, the dude who couldn't feel pain because a bullet was in his brain... are fukkin ruthless and Bond iced em ALL.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Bourne all day

....but if I was on a plan Passenger 57 is my hero

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

James Bond as a threat is a fukkin nightmare because if he wants you dead...he will NOT STOP

and you WILL die

and he survived THIS

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Dom caught a fukking magnet with his bare hands
Swung a car from a vine
Survived a car blowing up and bullets from a machine gun
Jumped out a car and caught a woman into a windshield
That nikka got plot armor and never dies
I believe in family