You're not a real man if you need coffee in the morning

[Houston911]

This one is pretty self explanatory. You can't call yourself a man and "need" coffee.

Any dude who always goes to starbucks is getting cheated on by his woman. I guarantee it.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life and im gonna keep it that way.

 

[Neil Tyson]

What does coffee do to a man's endocrine system that would make him lose testosterone?

 

[the cac mamba]

shyt is the WOAT

all these people i work with 'i need coffee '

'havent had any coffee yet '

 

[unit321]

This one is pretty self explanatory. You can't call yourself a man and "need" coffee.

Any dude who always goes to starbucks is getting cheated on by his woman. I guarantee it.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life and im gonna keep it that way.

Found the most insecure man on the coli...

 

[West Coast Avenger]

shyt is the WOAT

all these people i work with 'i need coffee '

'havent had any coffee yet '

Exaclty....shyt is hilarious up here in Seattle when I tell these motherfukkers I don't drink that shyt....

 

[Boogie]

All fax no printer

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Found the most insecure man on the coli...

Bruh you're a former cop...it doesn't get any more insecure than that....

 

[-G$-]

word to op, any man that "needs" her coffee is bytchmade

 

[Silkk]

Word, get you some adderall

 

[Hades]

Coffee makes me sleepy and them trips to the bathroom are no joke/ not worth it. #FCUKCOFFEE

 

[R.O. Double]

What about if I like to drink hot chocolate out of a thermos, becuz the warmness of the drink going into my body feels good in my chest cavity?

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

I never got this fakkit shyt anyways. Never had coffee and never needed it.

 

[iBrowse]

Coffee? Coffee? nikka what is "coffee"

 

[AquaCityBoy]

OP doesn't even lift.

 

[Houston911]

Found the most insecure man on the coli...

OP doesn't even lift.