You're Alone On An Unhabited Island, Which One Of These Do You Choose As Your Companion?

[Orbital-Fetus]

A and it's not even close.
she must poop so she must have an ass hole and that means i can butt fukk her.

 

[swimmingpools]

Choice A because I imagine that the tail is fleshy and nutrient rich which would be ideal if I were in that type of environment. If it ever got to that point where I was really low on food, she'd be a great option. Choice B would leave me with too many bones and too much human meat. I would feel weird about eating the human part.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I pick number A so she can't get pregnant

 

[aXiom]

A and it's not even close.
she must poop so she must have an ass hole and that means i can butt fukk her.

Yeah, nikkas is really limiting themselves with option B. There's no way a fish can give good head(don't ask me how), so you're just limited to p*ssy. Option A gives you a functioning pair of hands, a companion, a mouth and an a$$hole. You can only fukk a p*ssy x amount of times/hours per day, and it ain't like you can speak fish, so outside of sex B is like a boring real life female.. useless. And B is gonna have monthly cycles.

 

[Camammal]

what that ass looking like on B?

 

[King Crimson]

Getting that good head, neck and hand action from A. Plus we can talk about stuff afterwards.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

A - aint got no choca

B - LMFAOOOOOO helll nah

I choose C jumping in the ocean and drowning

literally made me laugh out loud. I would rep you, but you're in the red for a reason so hold this neg breh

 

[notPsychosiz]

You know with choice B you have to keep the head in the water or it'll suffocate...
And it probably can't feed itself... AND it most certainly can't clean itself... so now I got to babysit a vagina and clean the shyt like its my own.


But with choice A you have all the problems and hangups of a women without any p*ssy.
And if she gets an attitude she has a say so in whether you even get any head.


I guess I'd choose A, chop her hair off make rope so I could make a raft and get the fukk off that island.

Hard on Mermaid Hoes.
#HOMH

 

[Camammal]

Yeah, nikkas is really limiting themselves with option B. There's no way a fish can give good head(don't ask me how), so you're just limited to p*ssy. Option A gives you a functioning pair of hands, a companion, a mouth and an a$$hole. You can only fukk a p*ssy x amount of times/hours per day, and it ain't like you can speak fish, so outside of sex B is like a boring real life female.. useless.

FOH. A, can't bounce and ride the D. What if her head game is wack? or butthole the size of a pencil? What if she talks to damn much? Titty game is prepubescent Sooner or later you gonna want some pus'c and A gonna look at you like "you sure just don't want head?" ...."or be like is that all im good for?"

A real nikka gonna take that puss b (don't ask me how)

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

you guys are leaving out one vital fact.
B can only survive in the water, the bytch has gills not lungs.

lol at having to go for a swim to get some p*ssy.

 

[aXiom]

FOH. A, can't bounce and ride the D. What if her head game is wack? or butthole the size of a pencil? What if she talks to damn much? Titty game is prepubescent Sooner or later you gonna want some pus'c and A gonna look at you like "you sure just don't want head?" ...."or be like is that all im good for?"

A real nikka gonna take that puss b (don't ask me how)

Have you ever tried to fukk a moving fish

 

[Biscut]

I seen a video on WS awhile back. And this dude was getting head from a fish.

 

[Camammal]

Have you ever tried to fukk a moving fish

who said its gotta be moving?

 

[aXiom]

who said its gotta be moving?

fukk dead fussy brehs

 

[Money Be Green]

None. Just give me wilson & I'll be good