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- Finisher kickouts

- Calling every babyface an underdog which undermines the ones who actually are underdogs

- Commentators getting the names of moves wrong.

- Pay-per-view Pre-show panels and commercials during Pre-show matches

- Champions coming out first

- Raw and most Pay-per-view sets looking the same.

I cringe like fukk whenever I hear comms call Cena or Reigns an underdog or a "shock" when they win :martin:
 

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How ever Rock segment is the same since he came back.

A typical Rock segement goes like this:

entrance
pause for chants
finally
pause for chants
millions
pause for chants
bullshyt story featuring cheap pop bait local reference
pause for chants
point at goosebumps on arm
pause for chants
think up a playground insult a six-year old might use, but add the word "bytch"
pause for chants
if you smell

fukk off.

nikka don't act like you don't love Rock's promos :comeon: Everytime he shows up it's the best part of Raw/Mania/wherever. So it may be same old shyt, but we all know it's the highlight of the week :jawalrus:
Lmfaoo :deadmanny:

I hate how Roman Reigns wears like 10,000 pounds of army gear, and the sells his body shots like he just got hit by a semi. Like stop it b, you know can't feel that shyt. nikka wrestling in swat gear and shyt, it's retarted

One of my things that grinds my gears about him. Needs to ditch the 5 inches of padding covering 90% of his body otherwise nothing you do to him looks legit :stopitslime: I mean why don't other guys attach cushions to their chest and shyt to avoid pain? :francis:
 

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nikka don't act like you don't love Rock's promos :comeon: Everytime he shows up it's the best part of Raw/Mania/wherever. So it may be same old shyt, but we all know it's the highlight of the week :jawalrus:


One of my things that grinds my gears about him. Needs to ditch the 5 inches of padding covering 90% of his body otherwise nothing you do to him looks legit :stopitslime: I mean why don't other guys attach cushions to their chest and shyt to avoid pain? :francis:
Exactly. I'll never forget this bullshyt :snoop:
 

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* Neckbeards who think NJPW/Indy is better than WWE cuz they "mma shoot fight" .

*Neckbeards who think cuz certain wrestlers don't wrestle like Daniel Bryan, that that wrestler can't wrestle.

*Neckbeards who think Daniel Brian should wrestle again.


*Neckbeards who complain about WWE but continue to watch


*WWE not pulling tha trigger on Samoa Joe n Roman Reigns feud or Brock vs AJ.

*More tag teams getting the opportunity to main event shows

*The overrating of everything NJPW. Ppl complain about WWE having the same match style of "Punch kick rest hold finisher" when NJPW has the same formulaic matches, just diff moves.
 
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People paying money and giving their time and energy to boo John Cena. If you hate home so much why are you still watching? Internet dudes being super critical of top stars like lesnar, Cena but being super forgiving on the Indy average joe looking guys despite none of them having mic skills. Iwc overrating career mid careers like Owen hart and edge when no one ever paid a ticket to see them. Wwe constantly dumbing down their creative to appear to 5 year olds tna/gfw almost going out of business once a year. That shytty excuse for the gm office and them always being on the phone to start the segment
 

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- The "creative" team.
- Guys who continuously turn shyt into sugar and still aren't pushed
- Meaningless matches that happen 30 times a year
- Announcers who sound like they're just going a job. No passion, not paying attention to the match, plugging the network, and saying 20 year old phrases that weren't hot even when they were popular
Hammmmmmmburger
 

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The meaningless matches shyt really gets me. If there's nothing at stake, like moving up in a title division, to introduce a new guy, or to settle a feud, the match shouldn't happen. It's even worse when it's someone in a program already and they're having a match with no stakes so their rival can do guest commentary. If the guy isn't in a match with lasting ramifications going forward, let two guys on the undercard compete in their division and showcase them to the crowd while doing and interview or something with the higher level guys. It's stuff like this that overexposed guys so bad. Steve Austin wrestled 270 total matches for the company from 1996 until WM19. By comparison, Seth Rollins was on pace for I think 220+ matches in 2015 counting House shows before blowing out his knee. :bryan: was regularly wrestling 200+ matches a year between tv and house shows too. It wears the guys out faster as well.
 

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  • Wrestling fans thinking that WWE is the only promotion in the world:francis:
  • WWE haters that constantly watch the shyt, but won't watch alternatives:francis:
  • NJPW fans being marks about NJPW>>>WWE even though NJPW booking style is similar to the WWE:francis:
  • Wrestling fans not realizing that 80 percent of anybody involved in wrestling are scummy human beings:francis:
  • Shoots and works on social media to come up with a storyline:francis:
  • Fans wanting to be the stars of the fukking show:hhh:(Beach ball and dumb chants)
 
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