Your reaction when a chick starts talking about signs?

[Taadow]

lol i was talkin to a guy who started talkin like this.. he asked me about my birthday and looked up my sign and was sayin we're compatible and all this shyt.. he got thrown the bushes with the quickness.

those types of people are weirdos.

That dude was just runnin' drag, though...the ones who are REALLY wit' it wit' it don't have to look up anything; they know what sign you are when you say your birthday off top. THOSE are the real weirdos...

 

[Taadow]

...and since nobody said it yet:

WHOREoscope!

 

[PUT IN WORK]

Her: "We're both Capricorns that means we're both competitive and we're gonna argue alot. "

Using zodiac signs to justify your insecure ways.

 

[Shadow King]

Signs be accurate for me compatility is up to the couple's tolerances and compromises, astrology signs or not.

when i tell them im a cusp (mixture of 2 signs, cuz of the astrological line up on 2 dates or some shyt) their mind is blown...and i know im bout to dive in that p*ssy

That cusp life

 

[twan83]

Nice to talk about to pass time

but not taking it literally

personalities are what brings about compatibility..not you being a sign that millions of other people on earth are too

i tell her exactly this and flip the script

I'm a Scorpio
I have no limit to where I'll go
And I'm so damn sexual
(Insert Female Name), are you ready for me?
I'll do anything to fulfill your needs

Tell me what you want and I got you baby
Whisper in my ear while I'm driving you crazy
I'll smack it from the side while I'm grabbing them thighs
And now she knows what zodiac sign Im all about

 

[NotaPAWG]

That dude was just runnin' drag, though...the ones who are REALLY wit' it wit' it don't have to look up anything; they know what sign you are when you say your birthday off top. THOSE are the real weirdos...

idk if he looked it up, i assumed he did. this was online haahahah he sent me a bunch of leo traits and was goin on about it.. such a feminine trait, completely turned off.

my mom used to read tarot cards when i was kid, and would invite people over to do readings and shyt. but aside from that, she wasn't some super weirdo about it. she never talked about it outside those readings.

i had a friend (the one i talked about on here before who was really into learnin about fukked up shyt and watchin snuff films) and she was a weirdo went it came to astrology. i remember she bought a book before and tried convincing me to borrow it and i was just like "nah, im good " talking about this compatibility chart and all sorts of shyt.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Your reaction when a chick starts talking about signs?

 

[Taadow]

idk if he looked it up, i assumed he did. this was online haahahah he sent me a bunch of leo traits and was goin on about it.. such a feminine trait, completely turned off.

my mom used to read tarot cards when i was kid, and would invite people over to do readings and shyt. but aside from that, she wasn't some super weirdo about it. she never talked about it outside those readings.

i had a friend (the one i talked about on here before who was really into learnin about fukked up shyt and watchin snuff films) and she was a weirdo went it came to astrology. i remember she bought a book before and tried convincing me to borrow it and i was just like "nah, im good " talking about this compatibility chart and all sorts of shyt.

Yeah, I don't fool with them books and alla that thurr...might bring 'em in your house and some Jumanji-ass chit start poppin' off...

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

This one girl was talking to me about planets and moons and shyt. bytch said she was like Mars or something. I'm looking at my phone like fukk I got myself into .

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

ILU

i like your new avi boo.

Thank you ;)

I love yours

 

[QuintessentialBM]

I usually lie..... I try not to take that horroscope stuff too serious(even though I'm very familiar with my sign/chart), but as soon as I mention my sign, I get all kinds of judgments which couldn't be any further from the truth. I'm a Scorpio(Oct. 27)but I usually tell females that I'm an Aquarius(moon sign). I've gotten play just on the fact that I'm a Scorpio but most females think we're(the males) crazy, violent, deceptive and chronic cheaters so they just stay away.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

but what if my sign matches who I am

...Forer Effect.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

If they ask me my sign I lie about it, then watch what they say. Then when they're done, i tell them when I'm actually born to see if their bullshyt stands up.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

...and since nobody said it yet:

WHOREoscope!

 

[HoloGraphic]

I play along. It's a decent conversation starter. If you knew anything about it, you'd collect those zodiac cards too.