when i tell them im a cusp (mixture of 2 signs, cuz of the astrological line up on 2 dates or some shyt) their mind is blown...and i know im bout to dive in that p*ssy 
Your reaction when a chick starts talking about signs?
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These chicks at my job stay talking about that shyt. I be wanting to smack the shyt out of them.
flusterose
dat dere chocolate
ILU"Oh you're a _____ that's a water sign, I'm a fire sign so we're compatible"
No, your vagina is the only thing that makes us compatible, not the placement of the sun, moon or stars when you randomly dropped out of your mothers body.
Any chick that talks about astrology was instant jumpoff status to me.
i like your new avi boo.
I immediately tune them out.
I think astrology is a bunch of bullshyt.
I think astrology is a bunch of bullshyt.
"You just say that because you're a ______"
And they always get defensive when you tap dance on the shytty ideology.
"All y'all [insert sign] [insert gender] are like that, though... every one I've met has the same personality traits""You just say that because you're a ______"
And they always get defensive when you tap dance on the shytty ideology.
fukk outta here with those generic ass "personality trait" descriptions... it's nothing but confirmation bias LOL
Anothergirl
Goat ™
i'll like talking about signs if someone that equally likes talking about it brings up the subject .... it's just entertainment to me.
Cool Hand Luke
Banned
I had a girl talking to me about signs over the phone and I kept telling her none of that is real. She kept going and I'm just like 
what does the month I was born or stars have to do with my personality? 
Last time I saw her she was
so no big loss
what does the month I was born or stars have to do with my personality? Last time I saw her she was
so no big loss
Anothergirl
Goat ™
wrong thread.
LebronsHairline
AKA Chief Green Leaf
"Oh you're a _____ that's a water sign, I'm a fire sign so we're compatible
No, your vagina is the only thing that makes us compatible, not the placement of the sun, moon or stars when you randomly dropped out of your mothers body.
Any chick that talks about astrology was instant jumpoff status to me.
every chick i meet is jumpoff status until i find out what she's really about.
bangedher_wholesquad
carlos danger
just play along with it.
Sometimes i think its their go to pick up line.
A lot of girls believe in this stuff, even successful ones, so just play along. dont be a jackass. lol.
Sometimes i think its their go to pick up line.
A lot of girls believe in this stuff, even successful ones, so just play along. dont be a jackass. lol.
lol i was talkin to a guy who started talkin like this.. he asked me about my birthday and looked up my sign and was sayin we're compatible and all this shyt.. he got thrown the bushes with the quickness.
those types of people are weirdos.
those types of people are weirdos.
Chick hit me with that bullshyt once. Talkin bout, ur a Leo im a Sag we're compatible. I was like word. Well let me ask you this.
Do you
cook
clean
obey a man you love
satisfy me sexually at will.
She said
*well what are you gonna do for me*
I told her her horoscope lied to her and put her in the jumpoff zone, from which she never returned. A woman im compatible with doesnt ask me stupid questions.