Your just got hit with a false rape charge, and @Swagnificent is your lawyer...

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Id just ask the judge what shape the earth is then watch swag go to town on him

He told me he was smarter than einstein yday

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"I didn't do it but I'm just gonna plead guilty here, your honor."

 

[Lakerman0834]

One look in the prosecutors eye and he’ll let me know if he sees the bytch like he saw in fultz and MPJ

 

[TaxCollector13459]

The Judge gonna pull up his posts from the Coli and bush his ass and mine.

judge :welll....i dont see much to charge you with..


whyte cac bytch :
we have posting history from-the coli?.


(coli brehs watching this shyt on T.v.)



judge:



Judge: ion think you did it but the nikka crazy and you hired him..and shes white so....my hands tied...10-12 nikka



coli brehs around the world:

 

[Swagnificent]

With swags ability to have his arguments run around circles despite being wrong.

He might confuse the judge and juror that I'm innocent just off of being confused. And tiring them out

And this is exactly how you're supposed to win a criminal case. CREATE REASONABLE DOUBT.

I would easily win any rape case because like you said I'm the master at creating doubt. Just admit it. I have created doubt in most of ya'lls minds as to the shape of the earth. You might not be all in on the Flat Earth model. But at the very least you got some doubts about a topic you thought was a done deal a few years ago.

With a rape case its easy to create reasonable doubt. All you gotta do is present evidence that we're dealing with a whore. Which shouldn't be too hard.

 

[DPresidential]

And this is exactly how you're supposed to win a criminal case. CREATE REASONABLE DOUBT.

I would easily win any rape case because like you said I'm the master at creating doubt. Just admit it. I have created doubt in most of ya'lls minds as to the shape of the earth. You might not be all in on the Flat Earth model. But at the very least you got some doubts about a topic you thought was a done deal a few years ago.

With a rape case its easy to create reasonable doubt. All you gotta do is present evidence that we're dealing with a whore. Which shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Rout3r2035]

Judge:

 

[klientel]

Swag: Your honor, she mentioned that the sun was setting during the attack. We all know the sun is fake!

Plus this is all a simulation anyway, so throw this bullshyt case out!

Judge: Case dismissed

 

[analog]

And this is exactly how you're supposed to win a criminal case. CREATE REASONABLE DOUBT.

I would easily win any rape case because like you said I'm the master at creating doubt. Just admit it. I have created doubt in most of ya'lls minds as to the shape of the earth. You might not be all in on the Flat Earth model. But at the very least you got some doubts about a topic you thought was a done deal a few years ago.

With a rape case its easy to create reasonable doubt. All you gotta do is present evidence that we're dealing with a whore. Which shouldn't be too hard.

*swag cross examines the accuser*

Swag: Can you please state your name for the record
Accuser: *nervously*... ummm Jane Doe
Swag: And how old are you, ma'am?
Accuser: *stutter*... 21?
Swag: You're not even sure how old you are? How can we take anything you say serious!?!
Persecutor: OBJECTION!
Swag:... I'll withdraw my last question... Now Jane.. can you please state... for the record... how many dikks you've sucked?
Accuser: uhhh... what?
Swag: HAVE. YOU. SUCKED. dikk?!
Accuser: umm... I had a boyfriend one time...
Swag: WHORE! Your honor I move to have the case immediately dismissed! She's clearly a dishonest, untrustworthy, whore that we should not be wasting time with!

 

[Gloxina]

And this is exactly how you're supposed to win a criminal case. CREATE REASONABLE DOUBT.

I would easily win any rape case because like you said I'm the master at creating doubt. Just admit it. I have created doubt in most of ya'lls minds as to the shape of the earth. You might not be all in on the Flat Earth model. But at the very least you got some doubts about a topic you thought was a done deal a few years ago.

With a rape case its easy to create reasonable doubt. All you gotta do is present evidence that we're dealing with a whore. Which shouldn't be too hard.

Uuuuuhhhh this is psychotic.


That’s for giving brehs a potential blueprint to get away with some foul shyt