Your just got hit with a false rape charge, and @Swagnificent is your lawyer...

[bis0n]

You think you beating that case

 

[EBK String]

a bytch trying to turn your fling into bling? better ring string

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[Strapped]

a bytch trying to turn your fling into bling? better ring string

What area of the law field are you trying to get into

 

[EBK String]

What area of the law field are you trying to get into

I don't know. it looks like I'm going to have to start my own law firm.

 

[AndroidHero]

Even this hypothetical scenario of him being a lawyer is a bit much.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I don't believe him until he posts a homework assignment, books, or something. Until then it's just a coli persona.

 

[Cadillac]

With swags ability to have his arguments run around circles despite being wrong.

He might confuse the judge and juror that I'm innocent just off of being confused. And tiring them out

 

[Gold]

a bytch trying to turn your fling into bling? better ring string

 

[TaxCollector13459]

a bytch trying to turn your fling into bling? better ring string

dawg

 

[klientel]

Swag can argue anything, so I think I’m good. Until the prosecutor pulls up his post history and recent ban.

Then we both going to jail

 

[mr.africa]

this has potential......

 

[TaxCollector13459]

shyt imagine bruh @Big Boss being your lawyer
hearing all the witness, he aint said shyt, aint interoggated nobody


accuser: a-a-and he said i better not tell anyone



you: this aint true, i was home all night


Boss:

*gets up*
Boss: .. .............. are you white?

accuser: i-i-yes, what does this have to do with anything?

boss: its over

 

[hex]

You think you beating that case

Fred.

 

[number21]

I would never put myself in that situation.