Polygraph steez
.....even when i lie
i know everybody goes thru this at some point. you make plans to go out wit 2 of your boys to have some drinks at the local hooters or winghouse, then from there go watch the game at ______'s house because he having a get together. u call ur boy to confirm and thats where the bullshyt starts
me : Yo we on the way to pick u up, we goin to winghouse right?
boy : Uhhh, yeah about that, my girl wants to come because she dont wanna be alone at the crib
![snoop :snoop: :snoop:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/snoop.png)
me : fukk it, lets do chilis, they got 2 for 1's
then u get there to pick them up, and your boys girls ex USED TO work at chilis so she dont wanna go there because it will "feel awkward"![sitdown :sitdown: :sitdown:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sitdown2.png)
*hears my boy and his girl whispering to each other in the backseat*
boy : Yo yall wanna just hit up the pizza spot and dine in there?
me :
da fukk ? nikka im tryna have some drinks
homeboy #2 : Yo applebees does 2 for 1's lets just go there
boys girl : oh man i dont wanna be at the place i used to work at
![wow :wow: :wow:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png)
after 45 mins of driving around bullshytting, u finally agree on texas roadhouse, and when you and homeboy #2 start talkin bout the game we gonna watch at _____'s crib, ur boys girl makes that face and starts whispering wit her bf.
boy : Yo we not gonna be able to make it over there, my girl dont get along wit ______'s girl (because they had an a fallout 6 years ago.)
At this point u say fukk it and call it quits.
me : iight fukk it, lets just go back to ur crib and twist up
*homeboys girl makes that weird face again*
*hears them whispering again*
boy : can we stop at kohls on the way ?
(meanwhile kohls is 10 minutes OUT of the way)
*in my head thinkin damn im NEVER chillin wit this nikka and his girl again*
u look over at homeboy #2 and u can tell he is thinkin the same exact shyt.
i can go on and on forever brehs. why bytches always gotta fukk shyt up so the convenience is totally in their favor?
me : Yo we on the way to pick u up, we goin to winghouse right?
boy : Uhhh, yeah about that, my girl wants to come because she dont wanna be alone at the crib
![snoop :snoop: :snoop:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/snoop.png)
me : fukk it, lets do chilis, they got 2 for 1's
then u get there to pick them up, and your boys girls ex USED TO work at chilis so she dont wanna go there because it will "feel awkward"
![sitdown :sitdown: :sitdown:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sitdown2.png)
*hears my boy and his girl whispering to each other in the backseat*
boy : Yo yall wanna just hit up the pizza spot and dine in there?
me :
![what :what: :what:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/what.png)
homeboy #2 : Yo applebees does 2 for 1's lets just go there
boys girl : oh man i dont wanna be at the place i used to work at
![wow :wow: :wow:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png)
after 45 mins of driving around bullshytting, u finally agree on texas roadhouse, and when you and homeboy #2 start talkin bout the game we gonna watch at _____'s crib, ur boys girl makes that face and starts whispering wit her bf.
boy : Yo we not gonna be able to make it over there, my girl dont get along wit ______'s girl (because they had an a fallout 6 years ago.)
At this point u say fukk it and call it quits.
me : iight fukk it, lets just go back to ur crib and twist up
*homeboys girl makes that weird face again*
*hears them whispering again*
boy : can we stop at kohls on the way ?
(meanwhile kohls is 10 minutes OUT of the way)
*in my head thinkin damn im NEVER chillin wit this nikka and his girl again*
u look over at homeboy #2 and u can tell he is thinkin the same exact shyt.
i can go on and on forever brehs. why bytches always gotta fukk shyt up so the convenience is totally in their favor?