Your best / most used line hittin on a random honey

Suge Knight

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Nothing.

I pull these It Certs out the wallet, make sure she sees em and as the hypnosis takes effect she'll float on out the door on her tippy toes with me. :win:

What happens from there you can use ya imaginations :demonic:
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On the real its hard for me to strike up a convo, because I look :birdman::demonic: at all times :hmm:
 

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It sucks too because you really don't even try to look :demonic:, I get asked "Are you okay?" all the time and I'm usually thinking positive thoughts. I can get the smile going is it's a sly grin and it really has to be a natural one.
I'm the same way, it gets old hearing that stuff.
 

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i told a girl she looked like aaliyah and asked if she was dominican....at the pr parade.lolol (stupid)

i was 19 she was 30 i was in them guts 2 hrs later.

chicks love being compared w celebs smh
 
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i told a girl she looked like aaliyah and asked if she was dominican....at the pr parade.lolol (stupid)

i was 19 she was 30 i was in them guts 2 hrs later.

chicks love being compared w celebs smh

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Still scrolling? Art thou confused? U know the routine nikka. Spill the beans breh act like you know:birdman:
 

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Like when your in isle 4 at Walmart (or wherever) and a dime (your type in every way physically) is browsing the rice shelf and she's already given you the EXTRA friendly "hi" eye contact..

...and you say?

give her my business card with it just saying my name and number and she ask what do i do for a living

i say i make women sing levels they think it aint possible by giving their walls a new glistening white color :russ:
 

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Like when your in isle 4 at Walmart (or wherever) and a dime (your type in every way physically) is browsing the rice shelf and she's already given you the EXTRA friendly "hi" eye contact..

...and you say?

"THE FUCC YOU LOOKIN' AT ME SO HORD FO'??

YOU TRYIN' TO SMANG, OR SOMETHIN'?"
 
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