Your best / most used line hittin on a random honey

[Marco Zen]

"Say umm...you married? ...bf?"

...wait for her body language and facial expression to either shut me down or invite me to keep talkin despite her answer. If she's smilin like "keep talkin" my next move is...

"So uhh it's - - - ( area code) ?"... At that point she knos whas up. Ain no need for a convo in the middle of the store when we can cover all that BS later

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on.

dap for the Tribe reference.

 

[Elle Driver]

They usually see that I'm being lighthearted and playful about things and relax a little.

You had me at unicorn rancher.

 

[martin payne]

what that thang smell like?

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Nothing.

I pull these It Certs out the wallet, make sure she sees em and as the hypnosis takes effect she'll float on out the door on her tippy toes with me.

What happens from there you can use ya imaginations

 

[yo moms]

sup bytch. suck this dikk real quick.

doesnt really work but i cant think of anything better.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Truth is I'm like 0/50 on the cold approach. In the times when it has started going well, I get on the inside like "I can't believe this is actually working" and start fukking it up on some ultra-comfortable "You wanna smell my farts now?" type shyt.

 

[LezJepzin]

Like when your in isle 4 at Walmart (or wherever) and a dime (your type in every way physically) is browsing the rice shelf and she's already given you the EXTRA friendly "hi" eye contact..

...and you say?

 

[Ohms Law]

"What's up, beautiful; may I speak with you for a second?" if I think she's promiscuous.

If I get the sense that she's more traditional, I'll be as boorish as possible, without being too disrespectful.

Nothing special but it works sometimes.

Why you switching it up though?

 

[Remote]

Why you switching it up though?

Because you can't hunt an elephant the same way you hunt a deer?

 

[Turbulent]

i'd smirk and say hi. then maybe ask for their name right off the bat and say i notice we were looking at eachother for a second so maybe we met before.

but i rarely approach chicks though.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I usually say "hey I saw you from afar and I think you're cute" usually opens them up, is there really much anything else that needs to be said?

 

[yo moms]

Because you can't hunt an elephant the same way you hunt a deer?

all women are whores tho

 

[86\*/98]

Why you switching it up though?

"Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore."

I follow that principle, from the first encounter to the last.

 

[Remote]

all women are whores tho

Not all of them.