You stumble across the aftermath of a Cartel drug shootout and find...

Y2Dre

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They'd find me, kill me and then kill my family too.


That's not worth any amount of money.
 

Jimi Swagger

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Take a little of the blow and flip it in high income areas and the right parties. Give some to my white buddies and buppies for future favors. The cartel just want the money besides it may be marked. There are plenty of poor farmers on reserve in Paraguay to produce more coco in mere days.
 

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What jplaya wants to do:
Take 2 million and launder it slowly over the course of 15-20 years. Make extra student loan payments, house payments, etc...

What jplaya would do:
Get my stevie wonder on and get my black ass da fukk outta dodge.
 

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I don't wannabe Chop'd Up or thrown in acid:merchant:

...so I'd keep it moving:ehh:

Maybe, skim a G from the top, tho:sas2:
 

Geek Nasty

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Take the cash, drive to a remote location and check it for GPS transmitters, pitch bags, cases, and spend that money slow as molasses. Goodfellas rule. Don't buy anything big for a while and make sure I spend slowly enough to use my salary as cover.
 

Willie

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:heh: fukk I look like touching any of that. I turn my ass right back the fukk around.

Besides the fact that I would probably get blamed for it if found out, I saw this documentary and I know if I touch that money it's all :ufdup:

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I came in here to make a NCFOM reference. Take this dap.
 

Bomberman

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Grabbing the money. Going to a hotel room for a day or two to sort things out, checking the money for tracking devices mainly getting a new bag. Taking some cash from it, hiding the rest.

Then spend the money in non-extravagant ways from there on out, with a spike of spending here and there.
 

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Yeah it was. They aren't finding random cats who took money off the street :childplease:

Y'all are over-exaggerating their reach

Pretty much this, these nikkas are gased. No way in hell they finding you or that money if you take it and lay low. If your a stupid nikka though and you start splashing out on stupid nikka shyt like rims and jewellery.:francis:
 
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