You stumble across the aftermath of a Cartel drug shootout and find...

[Billy Hoyle]

Take the five tickets and 2 keys of that snort and I'm omw to the trap to repackage the work gotta make sure it ain't on identifying marks or a gps then take flight

Yeah I think I'd take a little piece of the pie and leave the rest.

Having a bunch of money and blow isn't worth your butthole being puckered for the next two years, waiting on Anton Shigur to pop your ass.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

So Y'all nikkas just gon completely forget some key shyt, huh?

If dem mufukkas caint find you...who you think gon get dat work instead or until you show up?

Say goodbye to ya family & friends, brehs.

 

[Edub]

I peeped no country for old men...I'm leavin it...




















Well it may be a million light tho

 

[True Blue Moon]

Nope..I ain't taking shyt, cuz I ain't see shyt.

This is the only correct answer. R.I.P. to most of ya'll.

 

[jwonder]

Taking the money. 5 mil? What the fukk do I need the yayo for? I'm just not greedy

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

bunch of bytches in here.

im taking both. flushing the coke, bringing the cash to a secure location, then planning my 2 year exit strategy. no running

 

[joeychizzle]

get some thickass gloves
make sure there's no surveillance
make sure everyone is DEAD
arrange discreet transport
get a bigass bag lined 6 times with foil to ensure no signals can escape
stuff everything inside
transfer to a lead lined safe, which will act as a faraday cage
burn the fukking place down and leave
proceed to a undisclosed location
blast everything with an EMP to make sure no trackers survive
figure out how to launder money
let the blow sit somewhere while i figure out how to sell it without it being traced back
continue my life like nothing has happened
i mean nothing has happened
after 2 years of learning a foreign language and examining countries suitable for relocation, decide on one
go on holiday
never return

 

[yardman]

The better question would be what are you going to do with 5 million dollars? You cant take it to the bank and you cant walk around with it. Plus when you start spending you know them people coming right?

When you spend in excess. Not if u divi it out finely.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[Viva]

get some thickass gloves
make sure there's no surveillance
make sure everyone is DEAD
arrange discreet transport
get a bigass bag lined 6 times with foil to ensure no signals can escape
stuff everything inside
transfer to a lead lined safe, which will act as a faraday cage
burn the fukking place down and leave
proceed to a undisclosed location
blast everything with an EMP to make sure no trackers survive
figure out how to launder money
let the blow sit somewhere while i figure out how to sell it without it being traced back
continue my life like nothing has happened
i mean nothing has happened
after 2 years of learning a foreign language and examining countries suitable for relocation, decide on one
go on holiday
never return

 

[yardman]

Buy an old rickety car and stash the money in there. Keep it in my garage. Buy one of those big back televisions gut it out and stash a good portion of it in there too. Straight laundering after that. Play in that stock market. Fund a black movement after my net worth 'on the books' rise.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

i'm taking everything, i'm stashing the money and flipping the ye. gotta write a will soon after though, shiet might even change my name.

i'm also gonna have 2 guns on me, one for them and the other for me. in the event there is a shoot out and i run out of bullets i'll make sure the the gun i left for myself has one in the chamber then i'm offing myself.

i killed myself, sold the ye, and hid/gave away all the money. you nikkas lost bad son, shiet infact we all know as hell

 

[unit321]

5 million in cash in a briefcase and kilos on kilos of that white. Remember you surrounded by dead bodies and bulletholes, no survivors but you don't know how long ago this happened, so somebody else could be comin thru anytime.

Do you turn it in?
Walk away?
Keep the money?
Keep the drugs?
Keep both?
What would you do brehs?

Me personally, I'm takin the cash and layin low for 6 months. Even if someone seen you there and you didn't take anything it could still be a death sentence so I'd take my chances with the money.

Keep the money.

 

[Krazy]

Keep the money, invest for a while then spend returns.
Stamp on the coke and make it stretch then distribute the packs of coke for the low low and eat

 

[thaKEAF]

I was just about to ask is there a movie that kinda follows this premise. I see everybody bringing up no country for old men is it good?