You stumble across the aftermath of a Cartel drug shootout and find...

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out of the 5 million ill take bout 20 to 50 grand whatever i can fit in my pockets and leave the rest
cant be greedy
they pro wouldnt notice
 

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leave the drugs, take the cash, head to the crib to grab my passport and a few clothes, drive to the airport and buy a 1 way ticket somewhere far, far away
 

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Take the money. Move to an area that's harshly cold (Greenland? Northwest Territories? Yukon? Alaska?) for a year hoping that freezing temperatures make it too much of a hassle for the cartel to track me. Lay low for a year and then quietly head out to warmer pastures.
 

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One of the latest cartel videos from Mexico is them chopping a man's legs off with a blunt axe while he is fully alive

:merchant: I ain't touching shyt. :whoa:
 

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i would prob take like 75-100K an hope they just:yeshrug: because it's not worth looking for
 

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leave the drugs, take the cash, head to the crib to grab my passport and a few clothes, drive to the airport and buy a 1 way ticket somewhere far, far away

Better hope airport don't check your bags breh :mjpls:

Take the money. Move to an area that's harshly cold (Greenland? Northwest Territories? Yukon? Alaska?) for a year hoping that freezing temperatures make it too much of a hassle for the cartel to track me. Lay low for a year and then quietly head out to warmer pastures.

Breh them Cartel killas will follow you to Antarctica for 5 milli :russ:

They aint stepping off the plane in Alaska like ":dahell: Da hell it so cold for? Nah, fukk this, Im out :whoa:"
 
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Shoot a music video to generate buzz for an album that will put me into massive debt.
:deadrose:

Dude said he would move 2000 a day until he got 5 million across the border:pachaha: lets do the math though

2000x365=730,000

730,000 x7=5.110,000

It'll take right under 7 years to get 5 million in at 2000 a day. So he going to go across the border everyday for 7 years?:what:
Breh clearly wasn't thinking that one through. :russ:

On topic though: I ain't touching shyt. Them cartel cats are extra grimy and disrespectful. I don't need them cutting off my head and stuffing my balls in my mouth. No, suh. Mm Mm. :no:
 

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It's the Cartel though :patrice:If it's one thing their track record proves is that they don't mess around with their money/drugs; somebody would have to answer for it and it damn sure wouldn't be me. I'm not really a fan of my head being hacked off by a blunt object or any other demonic form of torture by those Juarez cats.
 

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What the fukk do i look like begging to be chased around planet earth by some anton chigurh ass nikka


Have you seen no country for old men?

If i take the money, im going out of the country and living in some seedy ass african country for 20 years
 

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No I did I was kinda thinkin about it when I made this thread :pachaha:

But it would take more than someone with a bowl cut and a shotgun to scare me away from grabbin 5 milli :birdman:

That chigurh nikka is a psycho nikka

He is coming for that bread
:ufdup:


I need to be out of the western hemisphere and not in europe asap
 

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is this in America? Cause if it's in the U.S I'm not even gonna touch that area... Forensic scientist will find a fukking pubic hair on the scene and say you did that shyt. :snoop:

If it was me, they'd probably also find large quantities of squirrel semen :ehh:
 
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