You stumble across the aftermath of a Cartel drug shootout and find...

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and in the event they let me know that theyre
after me i'm gonna blow every damn dime
on the run like every day was my birthday.
* when/if they do catch me*

hitman: where is our fukkin money:birdman:
me: it's close:mjpls:
hitman: how much of it is left:birdman:
me: 3 maybe:mjpls:
hitman: 3 million:whew:
me: nikka 3 dollars...it's in my back pocket.:pachaha:


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fukk it, if they ever caught up I'd burn anything that was left and shoot myself if I found out 25 brehs were outside with machetes tryna filet me

I'd also leave a note in my wallet that said "I won" with a picture of :umad: on there
 

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A lot easier to spend if u can make it out the country
Im taking my ass to some exotic island somewhere
:mjlol: Not likely lets say just for conversation that happen. When you start spending money buying cars and all that them boys going to be all over your ass. its just not worth looking over your shoulders for the rest of your life.:yeshrug:
 

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:mjlol: Not likely lets say just for conversation that happen. When you start spending money buying cars and all that them boys going to be all over your ass. its just not worth looking over your shoulders for the rest of your life.:yeshrug:
Theyre drug dealers not the cia or fbi. Sure they have resources but if u just stumble upon the money randomly and have no ties to them and arent acting stupid with the money how are they gonna find u
 

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Theyre drug dealers not the cia or fbi. Sure they have resources but if u just stumble upon the money randomly and have no ties to them and arent acting stupid with the money how are they gonna find u
Its always somebody looking and there's cameras everywhere nowadays
 

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Im assuming that because its cartel's that we are in Mexico, no way I try to cross with the cash, but I know a place I could hide it about 30-45 min from the boarder. I can take daily trips to Mexico and bring back $2,000 each time. I'd get sentri so I can cross quicker.

After a few years of collecting cash I'd find a rich chick to buy a house for me and pay the gift taxes on it, and pay her 1.5 of what she paid, rent out a room or two, use that money to invest, live off of. Use my Mexico cash to buy all the small items I need, so I never have to worry about them government problems.

As Far as the cartel problems, I'd wait 5 months before I start to retrieve the money from my spot, and when I take it from the scene I would take my pants off and use my shirt inside out to cover my face to get grab the money. Last thing I need is for them to look at some footage down the street and see me wearing that same stuff.
 

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I seen No Country..... Helluva risk to take fukking with the cartels.


If there is coke and money, then you had a deal that went bad.

So I would leave the coke alone and just take the money. Because greed gets you killed. And that way, they might think someone was bullshytting in the deal... hopefully... for my sake :merchant:



So yeah I'm taking the money and I'm taking all of it. Since I ain't the type of dude to stunt, I should be alright. Would have to check for any tracking shyt. Also make sure I get a few dozen miles between me and the shootout area.
 
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