You Should Never Trust a Man Who Owns/Has Owned A Fedora

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This one article of clothing has to be the douchiest item of clothing to hit the market full force in the past 10 years.

Urban Dictionary: fedora guy
Urban Dictionary: fedouche

I mean, I get why women do it, they follow whatever is hot. They are followers by nature.

But why are you as a grown walking around looking like a G-Man about to bust a robbery in the 1940s Midwest?? :heh:

You like an extra from a Humphrey Bogart film. :pachaha:

Gladly, the trend is dying down a little bit, but for you dudes who are still holding on:

This is what you look like
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Stop fakkits :laff:
 
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you gotta be a real square to wear a fedora
 
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@DaChampIsHere I know you have me on ignore but I want to show you this "nice guy" flowchart. It features "do you own a fedora". :deadmanny:
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penfield said:
@phourtay seems like the type of dude to wear fedoras.

Also, never trust a black man named Chip.
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i wear short brimmed trilby fedoras though. none of that bullshyt you see on the picture above us. the brim is completely bent upwards. i never liked that shyt with the brim pointed downwards. and no ridiculous looking colors either...
 
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