Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I'd be satisfied slapping the fukk out of him and spitting in his face before he pulverized us
No BJJ?

I'd be satisfied slapping the fukk out of him and spitting in his face before he pulverized us
Hulk weaknesses are he's slow (for a superhero), he cant defend or send energy projectiles, and he has a weak mind. I think the fact he gets stronger when he's angry means you got to get the drop on him, so i would leave that to Batman to devise the plan. I would use any psychic to hypnotize him into a false sense of calm. Then have Silver Surfer fling him into space in a direct path into a black hole.