you live happily ever after billionaire w/ world fame and respect but your wife is carey mulligan :

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somewhere between a pair of D cup tiddies
i dig it, the white magazines used to coin that as the "girl next door look". them sweet reese witherspoon joints over the megan fox's.

im pretty much the same i dont care about height or body, just a pretty face then we begin from there.
Reese is unquestionably way more attractive than Carey tho. Throw Reese in this scenario and that's a goldmine:wow:
For a BILLION dollars I'd marry Caitlyn Jenner. :dame:

I'm not touching him though.:whoa:

iight I'll give the nikka a hug, but that's it!!


It's a billion fukking dollars.I think everyone would understand. A peck on the cheek ain't nothing right?:in_a_bind:
You were going down a slippery slope there, pal. Each thing you said was further than the next. You were about to talk yourself into a throatful of weiner for a billion :dame:
 

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Lol...

Wakanda wife is she?

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If she a lady in the street and a super freak in the bed...I'm flexible on looks.
This. Her having bomb p*ssy, and great head, and a nice work ethic is like finding a gem in the 2nd round of the NBA Draft.

You thought you were just getting a nikka that's just really nice on defense and mediocre asf at everything else, but then he turns out to be Kawhi Leonard:wow:.
 

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sure why not
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:russ: yall ain't shyt man
 

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To answer your question OP, as stunning as she is and my infatuation with foreign middle aged white women, I respectfully decline the offer. I would rather be happy as a thousandnaire with my wife and child, over trading it away for fame and fortune which would be in vain.
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We ain't got to actually deal with each other right? Could we live in separate cities?
 

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To answer the question tho: yes, I would take her and the money. From my experience of having sex, the body doesn't even matter.

I was hitting a thick girl from the back, and the view wasn't doing a damn thing for me.
 

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For a billion dollars, absolutely. I've never heard of her till this thread, but she's not a tranny, she's not fat, and just took a look at her Wiki and there's no "Controversies" section. Good enough to marry for money in these scenarios y'all come up with :heh:
 

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If I HAVE to keep her can't I just transfer her soul to a better body like Kylie Jenner?
 
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