I’d let it run ‘til the 14th since it is a few days after Raw’s 25th anniversary, then announce a live TV hiatus ‘til we return on March 4.
During the hiatus, show a mix of classic clips the first hour, whatever is going on currently in NXT the second hour, and the best parts of the previous week’s house shows to satiate people and remind them we still exist and haven’t ceased altogether — increases subs and house show attendance. The superstars would have the freedom to do what they want at these events — no PG limits, no “WWE style” or hindered movesets. Ideally, they’d be putting on classics and word of mouth would travel fast with YouTube and the airing of the best matches in the third hour (full shows on the network) Match-ups would not be repeated at dates.
First Monday back, open on a shot of Corey, Renee, and Michael ringside, welcoming us back to Monday Night Raw and the unveiling of a new set.
First curtain drops to reveal the old Nitro set. Pyro goes off, then Shane comes out. He talks about how Raw had expired much longer than two months ago and has finally been put to rest. Work-shoots about how he wasn’t given the chance to prove what he could do with his own company, and since he was the one who bought WCW, he felt it was time to bring back its flagship program; the one that almost put Raw out of its misery long before Raw did it on its own. He announces that just like Ted Turner before him, he’ll keep his hands as clean of day-to-day matters as possible, since he has already appointed someone to watch over Nitro, and quite possibly the only person who could be trusted to do so..
*cue Sting’s music*
Comes out gimmick-free, shakes hands with Shane, Shane heads to the back and Sting talks about what Nitro meant to him, how he saw it die on his watch once before, and assures everyone he won’t let it happen again. He exits and we go to commercial.
Return with the commentators back on screen and as they start to wonder what this means and what is behind the second curtain to the right, Sting comes back out, tells them they’re fired, and the final curtain drops, unveiling the old Nitro commentator stage. Sting introduces everyone to the new commentary team of Booker T, Mike Tenay (or Jim Cornette if Tenay really is done with wrestling), and Tony Schiavone. He shakes their hands and points them to their stage.
Tony picks up where the Raw team left off “Well, fans, we found out what the return of Nitro meant for them, now it’s time to find out what it means for you: for one night only, you — yes YOU — pick the matches” and do the Taboo Tuesday thing for the rest of the night, “this is undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest nights in the history of our sport!” Booker chuckles “Tell me I didn’t just hear that!”
Much like Vince before me, I can’t be bothered to put much effort into Smackdown! after so much thought went into Monday’s show, but it would basically go like this:
Vince comes out and welcomes everyone to Smackdown!, but before he can say anything else, Steph comes out and complains to Vince about letting Shane have Mondays. He tells her “I didn’t let Shane have anything — Shane TOOK it, just like I did from my father. Stephanie, you call yourself a queen, but you’re still that spoiled, Billion Dollar Princess you’ve always been. You’re always expecting things to be handed to you. I handed you Mondays and you let it slip through your fingers. Smackdown! was at its best when it you were its general manager, so let’s see if you can do it again.”
“Do it again? Dad, I know you’ve been ‘too busy’ to ever see an episode of NXT, but trust me, Hunter’s been putting both of us to shame for years. This will be no problem.”
“You know, Steph, I actually haven’t been busy these last two months, and in that time I have kept up with NXT, and yeah, what Hunter is doing down there is incredible.”
“Congratulations, dad, you finally caught on — late, as usual, but better late than never, right?”
“I suppose so, but what he is doing down there is going so well, and I’m just, I’m just so invested in it, that I would hate to see its quality suffer because he is focused on two shows, so I want him to focus solely on NXT, but don’t you worry, Stephanie, I know just the person to help. Consider this my last handout....Vince Russo!”
*Russo walks down the aisle. As Steph stares in disbelief, he and her father hug*
“Welcome back, BRO! Now, Stephanie, you better have that hand out all the way, cuz this man’s a handful.”
*No Chance in Hell plays as we go to commercial*
Come back to Russo and Steph in Steph’s office. She is sitting with her face in her hands as Russo is shooting off absolutely ridiculous ideas:
“BRO! We get two luchadors and unmask them at the BEGINNING of the match, bro! We put theya masks on a pole and the first one to get theya mask back on wins! MASK HYSTERIA, BRO!”
“BRO! We get two uh the divas to start the match in theys braws and panties and they gotta theya clothes back from the top uh the pole! The girls are on the pole, but theya puttin’ clothes ON and not takin’m off cuz theya not just strippuhs anymore, bro! It’s emPOWERing!”
Steph yells “Enough! Now, you left two other companies worse than when you arrived, yet you rest on your supposed accomplishments from your time here nearly three decades ago. You wanna prove it wasn’t a fluke? That you weren’t just at the right place at the right time with once-in-a-lifetime talents like The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin? You’ve been running your mouth for years about how you could do this so much better than us. You’ve begged my father online for years to give you one more shot, on the brink of tears. Well, here’s your shot, Russo! You may share a name with my father, but not the one that matters. See, I’m a McMahon, so I’ll be here no matter what. If USA doesn’t like what we’ve done by the end of the month, it’s lights out for Smackdown!, and that’s fine. It’s just another hiatus until the next deal kicks in. I’ll survive, Smackdown! will survive — will you? Better get to work, Russo, or you’ll be out of work...and that’s a shoot, BRO.”
This is all I have for SD! cuz I would legitimately leave SD! in their hands — I already got that Fox money and Mondays would be my main focus.
Hold a draft that weekend on the Network and keep the brands separate for real until next year’s WrestleMania.
Monday would have the big gold belt, cruiserweight belt, US belt, mix match tag belts only, and women’s belt.
Tuesday would have whatever main belt they want, IC, men and women’s tag belts, women’s belt.