- You hate on Drake online...But be at Thanksgiving dinner and have one of the guests bring Drake as their plus 1 and the only seat left for him to sit is next to yours. You'd get butterflies and your fake ass will start mind racing for an ice breaker...You'd probably say some dumbshyt like *leans over and whispers* "Dont worry I wont tell your otherside about that ham slice on your plate" *weird wink followed by elbow nudge*
- You hate on Jay Z online but be in the club and let the DJ announce that Jay Z has entered the building and he's on the right side of the club and u on the left...I gaurantee your fraud ass will make an excuse to go towards the velvet rope just to get a peak
Ya mans and em; where u going dog I thought u hated Jay Z
You: Naa I'm going to the bathroom.
Ya Mans and em; But the Bathroom is right here and u just went 5 minutes ago
you: *saying some gibberish excuse while shoving people as u walk towards velvet rope*
ya mans and em
you:
Ya mans and em;
- You hate on Eminem online...but let your half white new girlfriend tell u that her uncle is Eminem and that he's having an All Star weekend pool party / BBQ and he has a room in his mansion just for her when she visits and Dr Dre might be stopping by. The first thing out your phony mouth will be "I'm gonna have to buy some new swimming trunks"
- You hate on Jay Z online but be in the club and let the DJ announce that Jay Z has entered the building and he's on the right side of the club and u on the left...I gaurantee your fraud ass will make an excuse to go towards the velvet rope just to get a peak
Ya mans and em; where u going dog I thought u hated Jay Z
You: Naa I'm going to the bathroom.
Ya Mans and em; But the Bathroom is right here and u just went 5 minutes ago
you: *saying some gibberish excuse while shoving people as u walk towards velvet rope*
ya mans and em
you:
Ya mans and em;
- You hate on Eminem online...but let your half white new girlfriend tell u that her uncle is Eminem and that he's having an All Star weekend pool party / BBQ and he has a room in his mansion just for her when she visits and Dr Dre might be stopping by. The first thing out your phony mouth will be "I'm gonna have to buy some new swimming trunks"