You ever been sonned by a little kid?
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Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
shoulda smacked the fire out his lil ass.
s3ven_LvLs
All Star
When I was 21 (and in college) I told my 8 year old cousin i didn't have a car. He said "you're 21 and don't have a car? you need to get a life"
My lil bro tried that on me. Told me i'm lame because I don't have a job
. Really had to give em that work because he thought it was funny to slap me while I was on the couch chilling. A nikka actually has real-life skills and he only 12 years old and wanna be disrespectful.nikka don't do shyt all day but play playstation. Matter of fact, that's what alot of these kids are doing nowadays playing in the neighborhood is slowly dwindling.
Born2BKing
Veteran
This thread immediately reminded me of this
I was 17 and came late to a family reunion. My 8-year-old cousin asked me where I was and this 7-year-old kid (non-family) said "probably with his boyfriend." I was pissed but it's 
in retrospect. I lost control and choked him for 3-5 seconds on some Homer Simpson shyt. But I know he learned something from it 
Got a story about my brother. He's hilarious and has always been good with kids. He was making a whole bunch laugh during another family get-together. Then this little girl gives him the
and says "you're not funny." 
Kids always come with that ether outta nowhere
in retrospect. I lost control and choked him for 3-5 seconds on some Homer Simpson shyt. But I know he learned something from it Got a story about my brother. He's hilarious and has always been good with kids. He was making a whole bunch laugh during another family get-together. Then this little girl gives him the
and says "you're not funny." Kids always come with that ether outta nowhere
mine's a family reunion story also, had just graduated but didnt have a job yet...went to a family get together and this middle school aged cousin asks me "you dont work? so what do you all day?....you just stay at home and wait around for family get togethers"
shyt was wild disrespectful
made me re-examine my whole life. goals. achievements. plans. everything.
shyt was wild disrespectful
made me re-examine my whole life. goals. achievements. plans. everything.
Little kids are experts at keeping it 100
BOUGHT MY COUSIN A PS2 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. "YOU CAN AFFORD THIS BUT YOU LIVE WITH YO MOMMA? " HIS MOMMA LAUGHED. I TOOK THAT shyt HOME WITH ME. THEY HAD THE TIGHT FACE WHEN I PUT THE BOX BACK IN THE BAG.
I AIN'T GONNA LIE. THAT shyt BURNED ALL THE WAY HOME.
I AIN'T GONNA LIE. THAT shyt BURNED ALL THE WAY HOME.
s3ven_LvLs
All Star
I was 17 and came late to a family reunion. My 8-year-old cousin asked me where I was and this 7-year-old kid (non-family) said "probably with his boyfriend." I was pissed but it's
Got a story about my brother. He's hilarious and has always been good with kids. He was making a whole bunch laugh during another family get-together. Then this little girl gives him the
Based off primal instinct you wanna be like
"Look fakkit I can and will literally knock your teeth in if you keep talkin shyt" but then you restrain yourself because you know its a kid.
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I was 20 and my nephew was 12 and he's clowning me in front of a couple of my buls for not bringing any girls home.
I quickly responded, I smash women. all the time...you don't live in my crib.
He told me you're not smashing anything with all those expired condoms in your drawer.
I quickly responded, I smash women. all the time...you don't live in my crib.
He told me you're not smashing anything with all those expired condoms in your drawer.
OK so I'll tell you my story. 2 weeks ago my 12 year old cousin calls me and asks where I am. I told this nikka im at school and he asks "Then y u ain't here, high school finished an hour ago?". I told this nikka I graduated 2 years ago and go to college 2 hours away and he still forgets this shyt.
He then asks me, "well how you doing out in college?", I respond that I was busy with hard ass classes (I was studying for midterms). Then he has the nerve to say "do you have any life outside of studying and playing Playstation at home?". I tried to shrug his comment off but it honestly burned inside me because I used to be a huge gamer back in high school and rarely went outside outside of track practices.
. Im not all that interested in video games now as I used to before entering college(I'm a junior now) since I found other interesting hobbies to add and my own social circle. I guess he thought I was still my old HS self since he hasn't seen me in almost 2 years now.
He then asks me, "well how you doing out in college?", I respond that I was busy with hard ass classes (I was studying for midterms). Then he has the nerve to say "do you have any life outside of studying and playing Playstation at home?". I tried to shrug his comment off but it honestly burned inside me because I used to be a huge gamer back in high school and rarely went outside outside of track practices.
. Im not all that interested in video games now as I used to before entering college(I'm a junior now) since I found other interesting hobbies to add and my own social circle. I guess he thought I was still my old HS self since he hasn't seen me in almost 2 years now.
I had to chuckle at this. He'll be the nikka catching stds when he gets to your age.
you wrong and a half for that
One time when I was like 16, a little ~8 year old ferral street urchin started randomly talking shyt to me
I told him to fukk off
He punched me right in the face
I told him to fukk off
He punched me right in the face
NAH fukk THAT. HE HURT MY FEELINGS.
