You didn't go to a real church unless this happened at least once

[Illuminatos]

When the people used to play that damn song where they just started playing all the instruments really fast and motherfukkers used to just act like complete idiots.

Ya'll know what I'm talking about.













When my mom used to do that shyt I would sit in my seat with my hand over my face thinking "Damn I hope no one from school sees me."

 

[Stuntone]

I been in Church like

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Teal.]

We still do this occasionally

I just be in the back trying not to laugh

 

[Depreciating Asset]

When the people used to play that damn song where they just started playing all the instruments really fast and motherfukkers used to just act like complete idiots.

Ya'll know what I'm talking about.













When my mom used to do that shyt I would sit in my seat with my hand over my face thinking "Damn I hope no one from school sees me."

 

[MoneyTron]

Never been to a real church then.

 

[LebronsHairline]

I used to read the bible on the comforts of my own couch rather than them hard ass fukkin chairs they be havin in church lol

 

[Illuminatos]

Never been to a real church then.

Well consider yourself lucky.

 

[MoneyTron]

Well consider yourself lucky.

I want to go one day to experience the fukkery though. These dudes jiggin.

 

[Fckumeen]

I was once a witness.

Them Baptists churches

 

[beanz]

i grew up going to a roman catholic church. this didnt go down they were too serious. i wish

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Yeah. Its just black people trying to show each other that they're more "faithful" than their neighbors by showing out like that.

 

[Money Be Green]

Black churches are embarrassing

 

[Ego Noir]

Yeah. Its just black people trying to show each other that they're more "faithful" than their neighbors by showing out like that.

This is true. There's this lady that used to go to my mother church. When hymns were sung or communal prayer she used to get down like that. Get into the hhhshhhumsholllo tongues.. Yet little did many know that same lady was plotting the murder of someone in the church.

And I'm dead serious.

 

[Uncle Trill]

Gotta make the stank face when you do it to